Ralphie Mccormick

Ralphie McCormick is a person who loves to never leave the house and will always lose you money on investments

"Ralphie McCormick stole all my money" - everyone

by Jameson P April 23, 2023

rawleecher

A girl who is a gold digger and uses a man for his money. The Rawleecher purposely gets impregnated with the man's child to further cement her permanence in the household.

"Did you hear about Ed?"
"Yeah he done knocked up that gold digging bitch Beccy"
Ugh, she's such a fucking rawleecher.

by Dumbcumpster May 9, 2023

Ralph minge

A world class footballer alongside Pele and marradonna

I am watching Ralph minge play footie

by Childnumnum May 14, 2023

Ralphie

Not to be confused with Fudds or Larpers, Ralphies are perhaps the most common variety of firearms enthusiast and collector. Hallucinates various hypothetical and/or fantasy scenarios to justify buying another variation of the exact same gun. Unaware of the standard marketing techniques employed to exploit their fixation. Typically is a one issue voter and remains willfully ignorant of psychological and geo-political realities; yet, thinks everyone should own an assault rifle. Treats firearms as if they are toys rather than lethal military equipment. Considers himself a subject matter expert; however, loosely understands firearm safety rules, possesses only a superficial understanding of mechanical design principles, and is oblivious of standard doctrinal tactics. Suffers from low-T, low-G, and self-induced immaturity. Possible could be mildly retarded.

Jeez, that goof just spent $2k on that AR. Isn't that like his sixth? Yeah, he's got one for home-defense, a truck gun, a bag gun, a competition build, one for hunting, and now one for dedicated for zombies. What a Ralphie! He'll probably just shoot his eye out.

by McNastyAssWipe September 28, 2023

Ralph

Ralph is a guy who will know all kinds of information about you before he even meets you. Wonder how?

Ralph is very dedicated to his wife/ex wife even though he dates around frequently.

No consequences ever seem to befall Ralph no matter how he treats others.

Ralph likes big tall ugly girls with boyfriends. He gets all his info from them.

by Narchunter1 September 9, 2024

rawlinz

Rawlinz is a shmeat slinga, you'll know it when u feel it. Rawlinz is the kinda guy that you want to be around when your harder then a rock because he knows how to please a man. He's all around a great guy and you'll never get better head from any other man.

Hey Rawlinz can I get special Gluck Gluck 9,000

by Sloptopgiver November 18, 2023

Rawlinz

Rawlinz is a shmeat slinga you'll know it when you feel it. Rawlinz is the kind of guy that will treat you good when your hard as a rock. Everyone needs a Rawlinz in their life because you'll never get better head from any other man

Rawlinz I need some of that Gluck Gluck 9,000

by Sloptopgiver November 18, 2023