losing my religion 

1. a southern slang phrase that means "flying off the handle", losing ones cool and losing ones self-control. Some people also think it could mean to get laid.

2. a big 1991 hit song from the Georgia rock band R.E.M..

1. George: Jeremy has been acting funny since he polished off a bottle of Wild Turkey.
Billy: Yep, he's lost some of his religion.

2. The title "Losing My Religion" caused some confusion at first here in the MidWest.

losing my religion by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 10, 2008

Hellenic religion 

Hellenic religion, what are our differences from christianity and Hellenic religion? We are Religion, it is a fraud. We are Hellenic religion. We believe in Gods co-existing with the Nature, it believes in an extra terrestrial god who hates Nature. We protect Hellenism, it destroys Hellenism. We forge the Hellenic consciousness of Hellenes, it makes the Hellenes adopt jewish spirit and habits. We bring love, peace and wisdom, it brought hatred, slaughter and evil. We are in Greece, Greek
What do we want? To liberate Hellas from the dictatorship of the sect of nazarenes. To name Hellenes after ancient Hellenic names. To teach in our schools the Hellenic Religion. Respect for the Nature. To rebuild and re-function all Holy Hellenic Temples. Extension of our ideological and cultural borders. World domination of the Hellenic Spirit.
What is to be done? The Holy War never stops. We are flooded with anti-hellenic beliefs that destroy our Language, our Religion, our Civilization, our Race, our Nation. The Hellenic cultural components are banished. But Gods have not abandoned us. They shall lead the battle and they will enforce Justice until Truth shines. We shall ruthlessly crush the neo-byzantine enemies of the Nation and Hellenism. We shall banish the “orthodox” sect of nazarenes that pollutes the Hellenic Nation.
Why all these? The nazarenes must feel the same pain we feel. That is the only way they will understand us, that is the only way to stop them committing atrocious crimes against Hellenic Nation.

*nazarens = christians

The first question we make is: Do you believe in Gods? Gods - Hellenic religion

The answer: I beleive will determine the fate of the accused. That is the essence of militant Hellenism.

Hellenic religion by Marco123 December 24, 2007

pussydestroyingmaster42091169s religion 

This religion is where we praise Hitler Stalin and osamabinladen. Also ac so fresshh and if you agree that woman deserve rights you will be

pussydestroyingmaster42091169s religion is poggers

pussydestroyingmaster42091169s religion by pussydestroyingmaster42091169 December 2, 2020

Forced religion 

When a person of dominance such as a Ruler of a country or just your parents force you to be religious and practice religious beliefes.

Karoline: What are you doing on Sunday?
Noah: I have to go to Church..
Karoline: But you dont believe in god?!
Noah: Well, my parents forced me into religion
Karoline: Damn Forced Religion!

Forced religion by Karobunny January 9, 2012

A religion 

The religion 'a' was formed by a group of moronic 12 year olds in the year 2003. Followers worship the letter 'a' and think that God is the image of giant smiling letter a with pigtails and a crown. The followers are led by the 'Pope of a,' who is a mystical figure, suspected to have died of a ruptured spleen in late 2005.

The paramilitary wing of the religion (the crusaders of cheerfulness) is led by Sergeant Smiley, one of the world's most wanted criminals. Despite not having any bodily features aside from a large round hairless face, he has killed over 2000 supporters of the rivalling religion b, with the help of his comrades.

Guy: Do you believe in God then?
Dumb guy: Yeah, God is the letter a.
Guy: What the fuck?
Dumb guy: Yeah, I'm a member of the a religion.
Guy: You dumb shit.

A religion by Comrade Pi October 28, 2006

Ban religion movement 

A movement that seeks to ban all organized religion because it fucks up society. But it would allow private religion.

John is in the ban religion movement.

Ban religion movement by Deep blue 2012 July 19, 2010

True Religion Jeans

1. Overpriced jeans for people who feel the need to flaunt their financial status.

2. Apparel made for people so wrapped up in their image they actually pay $400.00 to advertise for the company.

Girl 1: OH. MY. GOD. Katie! Are those true religion jeans?

Girl 2: You know it girlfriend.

Guy 1: You should have just given ME the $400.00. When I get fat my xbox will still work, when you get fat those jeans won't fit.

True Religion Jeans by GoHardGrover July 6, 2011