snatch ratchet

Any act that causes a vagina to tighten or clamp down. Can be the result of a Donkey Punch or similar head trauma.

If I slide out of this girls hole one more time, I'm givin her a snatch ratchet.

by moobak August 25, 2004

colonel ratchet

a term used to describe gab s or anyone who is ratchet

"Colonel Ratchet please report to the main office"

by Gabshoo January 20, 2013

Buff the ratchet

Slang terminology for telling someone to suck your dick.

Construction foreman: " I need you to clean all the tools"
Me: "You can buff the ratchet"

by Ace boogies February 5, 2019

get ratchet

A big booty bitch who's ready to get freaky with a man.

get ratchet on dis dick

by hippity hoppitus November 5, 2022

dirty ratchet

Diry ratchet is a beautiful woman who has 2 sides. One of them is being as dirty as possible. The other side is being on fleek. Basically she a Queen who don't give a 2 shits.

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Who is dirty ratchet?

She's the one who got dem eyebrows on fleek.

by LaKaw September 16, 2016

getto ratchet

Getto ratchet means your to ratchet to afford the silent h in ghetto

That girl is getto ratchet

by Ratchet ness July 7, 2014

Post-ratchet diet

What you eat after being a fuckin ratchet

After a night on the town--being drunk bitches and clubbing-- A and B find themselves hongry.

A: Fuuuuuck, some animal-style fries at In-n-Out sound soooo good right now.
B: Yee! Post-ratchet diet!!

by Ivanizerrr November 27, 2012