Wearing The Pants

The act of pwnage in a relationship with a significant other. The member of the relationship wearing pants will have total control of the other person. Also see pussy whipped

Goat: So wanna come hang out with me and the guys?
Sacktap: Nah, I gotta go out with my girl.
Goat: Dude, what are you doing? Start wearing the pants.

by Sacktap June 24, 2006

robert-plants

robert-plants are insanly tight pants for a guy. also known as nut-huggers. the are named for the led zeppelin front man who wore nut-huggers all the time

wow i didn't realize i wore my robert-plants but i can see my bulge.

by dosiah doyce March 7, 2010

Pants Blasting

When a mans wiener is stroked through his pants, slacks or trousers which ends in an ejaculation WITHOUT the wiener ever being removed from ones pants nor having direct contact with the women’s hand, mouth or vagina. This can occur in may different scenarios;

1) Having no stamina.

2) Strip club private dance encounters

3) Not having blown a load for a long time.

4) Extended periods of dry humping or heavy petting

Example 1:
Nate: Oh wow, that was quick!
Jen: Yeah, I didnt think I was going to be Pants Blasting you tonight.

Nate: There is always tomorrow
Jen: See you at 6:45
Nate: yup

Example 2:
(at strip club)
Keith: Hey, lets get out of here.
Jen: Why you in such a hurry? How was ur birthday lap dance?
Keith: $20 totally well spent!!
Jen: Really? I didnt think a 1 song dance did much for you?
Keith: When a Pants Blasting occures it doesnt matter how long the song is. Now lets go home so I can change my pants.

Example 3:
Mike: Dude, Sarah is such a sassypants!

Al: Trust me man, I know this already...
Mike: How do you know? Im going out with her tomorrow
Al: She totally gave me a Pants Blasting at the club last night.
Mike: Nice, I hope she is ready for another!

by N8URFACE August 20, 2010

Booty Talking Pants

Sweat pants women wear with writing on them

Man-Hey check that ass over there with bitch on it .

Man2 -Yeah those are booty talking pants

by troubledemon March 27, 2010

party pants

Fucking awesome pants worn only to parties.

I don't always wear pants, but when I do, I wear my red corduroy party pants.
-Most Interesting Man In The World

by The Mo$t Int€r€$ting Man! October 16, 2011

pissy pants

1. a person that is fussy for not apparent reason

2. a person that has just recently urinated in their trousers

3. a woman displaying thoughts, actions, or feelings of PMS

hello mister pissy pants.

hey pissy pants, you are being a real bitch today.

by Derek D'Gilly June 13, 2004

Yoga pants

the best thing invented since short skirts

Adam:hey dude, i totally saw Emily's camel toe in her yoga pants today

Benjamin:who didnt see it?

by ohhhhmg45 June 13, 2011