The public

No you assholes are just as bad as that rich fucking retard you hate. I've seen you shit-heads trample eachother to death over black friday sales. You're boycotting carbonated poison over a guy wearing a dress. You can barely figure out which version of cancer stick you want to die from. I drive drunk (after drinking a 24 pack of Bud Platinum) better than 75% of you assholes drive sober. I literally have better drunk coordination than the greatest MMA fighter of all time. And don't even get me started on the witch burning. Oh! And the imposed schizophrenia! The people following me around. Making sex noises and pretending to be me. It's hard to even make the case that you should have a say in your own lives. Even the WORST THINGS I'VE EVER DONE are STILL entirely theoretical at this point and even the NON-THEORETICAL THINGS have been as subtle and harmless as a warm breeze.

Hym "How about instead of the public having any kind of say in anything I do or think, we start some kind of buyout system where I can opt out of society and get the fuck away from you all as quickly and throughly as possible? You hate all of the things that I am anyway. To trust the public with any decision making power I would have to actually pretend that you wouldn't suffocate me under your heel for a 50% off Ps5. You don't even want me here. So, yeah, buyout system. You all just go fuck yourselves. I just do whatever. Everything's kosher."

by Hym Iam November 24, 2023

point clare public

A crap school full of rasicts and girl's who fake tan.

Person 1:Hey do you wanna go to point Clare public school.
Person2: No way! It sucks.

by Unkownanoymous December 14, 2023

point clare public school

A crap school filled with racists and girls who fake tan.

Person1 hey I'm moving schools.
PERSON2 which school?
Person1 point clare public school!
Person2 No, trust me it is bad, okay?
Person1 Okay.

by Unkownanoymous December 14, 2023

Public

Introverts hate me now that means I hate my self 👍

Public: I'd rather die

by Neptune the protogen July 20, 2021

TRIANGLE OF PUBLIC LIFE

IF DRAWN: APEX:PUBLIC IMAGE

REMAINDER: PUBLIC HUMILIATION

DIVISION: PUBLIC LOYALTY

If you are going to FUCK HARDER as the best way as know by heart the TRIANGLE OF PUBLIC LIFE and always be aware of what events when in PUBLIC DISPLAY that are transpiring.

by HOMOSEXUAL CASTRATION August 4, 2021

Public Microwave

adj. A public area where a group/groups of people gather in a confined space and it gets hot and sweaty.

The club down on fifth is always such a public microwave.

by Grindrcollab August 19, 2021

Public Defender

Anyone who has a job or role that involves defending the public, such as a police officer, security guard, or any of those militia organizations not regulated by the government

The public defender shot a nearby robber who attempted to rob a gas station with a shotgun.

by YuOfTheNight August 28, 2021