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promotion puppy

a person whose sole desire in life is to climb the ranks
Gregory was a promotion puppy, and wouldn't stop until he was CEO.
by Anonymous tormentor April 4, 2023
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promonch

Dude, my bro said that I'm totally getting a promonch from Jessica tonight.
by Felix A May 15, 2023
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Promoter

A promoter is a person that is usually promoting something like a brand, sport, or anything that can be advertised.
1. “Look at that Promoter promoting Starbucks!”
2. “I want to become a Promoter!”
3. “Dude, Promoters are just trying to get you to buy their promoted product.”
by Md0515 July 31, 2023
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Promoshing

A portmanteau of "promise" and "mosh"
'Pro-mah-shing'

Listing something desirable on an online local selling platform (Such as Marketplace or Craigslist) at an obviously undervalued price with the sole intention of trying to get multiple people to rush to the seller, and hoping the desperate buyers will get into a physical altercation to buy the product, for the seller's own entertainment.
Kyle: "Bro!! Someone just listed a MINT well maintained 1991 Honda CR-X on Marketplace for $2K! There's no way this is real."

Sam: "It might be real, but it sounds like the seller is promoshing. If we get there in the next 30 minutes, it might still be there, but you will likely have to fist fight several people for the chance to buy it."
by Jcloveturbo88 August 17, 2023
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Promovenenation

pronunciation: proh· moh· ven· uh· nay· shun IPA: proʊˈmoʊvənəˈneɪʃən

{noun}

: the manipulative act or instance of outwardly promoting or endorsing something, while subtly attempting to sow doubt and negatively influence its success.

especially : by appealing to ethos to persuade others of one's pure intention despite an ulterior, often damaging, motive.

Etymology: derived from the fusion of "promo," from the Latin "promovere" meaning "to move forward," and "venenation," from the Latin "venenum" meaning "poison."

see also: promovenenate (verb), promovenenatingly (adverb)
1. The politician's strategic promovenenation of the policy concealed efforts to undermine its implementation and sway public opinion against it.

2. The Redditor's misleading promovenenation of the stock's prospects thinly veiled an attempt to sow doubt and discourage investment among fellow users.
by TheCheckerTrap March 23, 2024
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promoling

a slave whose job is to promote something
the graveyard promolings will not be getting fed today.
by bearfan52 April 23, 2025
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Promohoe

Promohoe
pro·mo·hoe

Definition:
A woman who sleeps with her boss (or bosses) to get promoted at work, even if she’s already in a relationship. A slang blend of “promoted” and “hoe.”
Example Sentences:

“She didn’t earn that manager spot, she’s just a promohoe.”

“Dude, watch out, that promohoe got another raise by flirting with the boss.”
by Sakurakage September 25, 2025
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