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black girl problems

Problems that only lower to middle class black girls encounter. To the untrained eye these might seem like the product of entitlement issues, having a chip on your shoulder, or the stress of realizing what obama care actually means.
My weave fell out. - black girl problems
Oh shit this isnt free?

It gon rain we gon die.
by werdsmyth December 30, 2013
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car problems

When one has car problems, they have trouble getting ass or getting the party started.
Fundo wasn't getting laid and when his friends asked him why, he said he was having car problems.
by authOOr June 26, 2006
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prolly

A shortened form of probably, used mainly in texting and emails.
1: Are you coming over tonight?
2: Yea, I'll prolly show up for a while.
by Lyssa DL May 11, 2008
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problems

To have problems is to have a bad case of intestinal gas.
"Phew! Somebody in here has got problems!"
by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005
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prolly not

another word for the word probably not, a shorter version usually used in slang cities like Berdoo. Another creative used by monica.
1.hey dawg are you gonna get at that.
2.Prolly not, c'mon butterface!!!
by Dom-Dizzle July 26, 2009
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boat problems

The easiest type of problems on the New York State Regents Exam for physics. You use vectors to determine how fast a boat will go in a certain direction based on the velocity of the boat and the velocity of the current. If vectors are 90 degrees to each other, you use Pythagorean's theorem and viola, you have your answer. QED
He hoped that they would have boat problems on the AP Physics examination, unfortunately, they didn't.
by physics student May 31, 2005
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three-scallop problem

A problem whose solution is very obvious to everyone else, but which for some reason they refuse to divulge to someone who needs to find these things out. From the movie Demolition Man, starring Wesley Snipes and Sylvester Stallone, where in a future world of perfect primness no-one has the nerve to explain to Stallone's defrosted cop the purpose of the three seashell-shaped markings in every toilet.
They're not telling me what's up with Diane these days. It must be a three-scallop problem.
by Fearman January 25, 2008
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