Pressed

Being under pressure or making a big deal out of nothing

“He’s hella pressed.”

by Anonymous 2982 October 23, 2019

double finger press

The most perfect pressure on a man’s supple taint, indirectly stimulating the prostate in such a way to top off an orgasm.

Last night I put the most perfect pressure on his rainbow bridge, and I gave him that good ole double finger press, and he gushed like old faithful.

by Double Finger Press D. F. P. October 25, 2019

Pressed

When your feeling suicidal and depressed from getting harassed; Or just want to beat up your neighbors annoying 4 year old daughter who pulls up every day wearing a onesie; Juice Wrld

Mom: O the neighbors daughter came to say hi today

Me: Im fockin pressed

by MicroIMP January 20, 2021

PRESS

People use this term to say your mad or you tell someone else they're mad.

This man is pressed that I stole his girl ong.

by elgueroo February 5, 2021

Pressed

A word someone says you should put on Urban Dictionary because they have a stupid sense of humour.

Me: Someone tell me a word to put on Urban Dictionary
A: Pressed
Me: The fuck?

by Mii Simp February 8, 2021

That’s pressing

When something is getting on your nerves. Can also be used for when something is making you sad, shorter version of depressing.

Person 1: I just got my car stolen...
Person 2: Damn.. that’s pressing

by iitzoat February 11, 2021

Catch a press

Basically to have sex

I am going to catch a press with my friend's mother.

by Momia01 February 20, 2021