Premature Evacuation

When a closeted homosexual is outed, either by themselves or by another individual, earlier than necessary, usually resulting in negative consequences

“This chick was totally DTF today, but I ruined it due to a severe case of premature evacuation…”

by Timothy Sann November 19, 2011

premature ejaculation

Something Doop does alot with his mom.

"Damnit Doop, stop fucking your mom!"

by Fuck You Doop. September 5, 2004

preenager

A girl in the age range that immediately precedes being a tweenager

It must be Bring Your Daughter to Work Day because this placed is filled with sexy preenagers.

by solarbreeze69 April 24, 2008

premature evacuation

1. to piss yourself while running to the restroom, usu. after holding it for several hours.

We were stuck in traffic for hours, so when we got home I was running for the restroom when I had a premature evacuation right in my pants.

by Surly Steamroller November 11, 2007

Premal

1.) The substance of an ass clown. (n)

2.) The act of being pooped on. (v)

Joseph Stalin was such a premal.

What the f*ck why are you premaling me.... quit that sh*t.

by Tiberious4059 December 4, 2009

Preetam

Someone who is much older than his friends.

Dude you have grey hair, you're becoming a Preetam.

by Ar123 March 29, 2015

Preemptive cock-block

The act of preventing interaction between one or more females with one or more men prior to any communication between the two groups, thereby negating the need to cock-block them later on, after they have started making moves on the women.

A: Hey man, how were those girls that Johnny showed up with?
B: I don't know, he sat down at a different table, so I couldn't talk to any of them.
A: Ah, dude, that was like a preemptive cock-block.

by Swill128 June 21, 2009