Pothole (Describing someone)

The use of POTHOLE to describe someone is an age old term originating in Southern Ireland (Tipp/Limerick region).

Simple explanation: What do you do when you see a pothole in the road? Avoid it because it will fuck your car up. Well a pothole will fuck your night up and potentially your life.

POTHOLE (Describing someone) defines:
when used to describe someone POTHOLE means they are a dickhead and should be avoided at all costs, especially on nights out.

“Don’t go near him, he’s a pothole”
“Your bird is a pothole”
“Fuck off you pothole”
“Your one is a pothole and a gowl” (see “gowl” for meaning“

Plural:
“You’re all potholes”

Group of potholes:

SHOWER of potholes
Or
PACK of potholes

by Potsy August 19, 2020

Popsock

Where during intercourse, the penis is of large proportion in relevance to the interior of the vagina or other cavity that it is being inserted into, and the intercourse is continued, causing the head of the penis to be ruptured or even the skin around the penis to be rubbed raw to a painful and even dangerously bloodied state in which medical attention is needed.

"David had a popsock when he went home with Angela."
"Timmy G. is prone to haveing popsock."

by NapalmRequiem September 1, 2013

popsocket

a annoying piece of plastic held my adhesive on the back of your phone why the fuck u got it? because your dumbass is to fuckin lazy to go to the phone store and get a case like a normal fuckin human being

hey look stacy i got a popsocket

by brandon1125 February 25, 2021

dirty poison dart frog

when you ejaculate in a woman's vagina slurp it back out and then spit it in her face

dude she was being such a bitch during sex last night, that i decided to give her a dirty poison dart frog

by jackgasm July 22, 2012

pothole suprise

when you are driving down the highway with your honey, you pull over the car and grab a pilon off the road. you then proceed to shove the pilon up her ass, untill the hole is large. throw her out of the car and leave her on the highway, the next dude to pick her up will get a pothole suprise.

that bitch gave me a pothole suprise.
fuck that bitch, giver' a pothole.
your such a pothole lovin son of a B.

by s!oberto^ May 1, 2007

Poison

the most bad-ass, gothic guy in the planet! who is known for his singing, being better than jerry prejean.

Jerry:"hey, Poison"
Poison:"hey, jerry"

by Mr.LOP January 22, 2011

intentional food poisoning

The process of entering a dodgy eatery and deliberately ingesting food that has clearly been contaminated by being spat on, having flies sit on the meat for extended periods of time and being left in a bain-marie for the better part of a week. It would be less painful eating rotten road kill from the center of the desert, infected with Malaria. The specific reason for doing this to yourself, and causing all this pain to oneself, is to simply get out of work. Bosses the world over hear many excuses from their employees, but intentional food poisoning, is the number one cause of "employee away on Monday again" disease. Employees suffering from this illness should be taken from their place of residence and shipped to a small island inhabited by cannibals and eaten so they understand what it feels like to give someone intentional food poisoning.

Not in again today? Intentional food poisoning again is it?
Did you hear about <insert hated workmate name here>? He gave him/herself intentional food poisoning
Intentional food poisoning is the number one cause of diabetes in fat cunts who dont want to work
If you think you have intentional food poisoning, then you should be dragged out and molested by a rabid pack of panthers on heat.

by honneamise December 2, 2018