When someone keeps flexing their Pokémon to you as if they’ve won millions of dollars from them but in fact it cost them their left kidney because they didn’t leave their Nintendo in like 16 days, their organs are failing them from neglect and the police is looking for their rotten, nearly dead body, its sweaty smell protruding through the layers upon layers of axe deodorant they dared to call a shower.
#1 - Hey there!
#2 - Don’t talk to him, he’s a Pokémon Flexer, he will only flex his Pokémon to you.
#2 - Don’t talk to him, he’s a Pokémon Flexer, he will only flex his Pokémon to you.
by It’s Chicken February 10, 2021
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People that believe that Pokémon win versus the lions. Pokémon Advocates are right in their stance, but lion advocates are lacking some chromosomes so they still believe that lions win. Although Pokémon like Rayquaza and Eternatus exist, lion advocates still function like Neanderthals and are not advanced enough as a human to comprehend this.
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Get the Pokemon mug.by Plotemaic August 27, 2021
Get the Plotemaic mug.A person, usually a tiktoker, who collects mental illnesses like pokemon. Most of the time they collect these mental illnesses for useless internet sympathy points.
qC_C: Bro I'm so depressed and I got all these problems man this girl rejected me y'know I gotta see a therapist.
Adam: Man you ain't nothin but a pokemon collector.
Adam: Man you ain't nothin but a pokemon collector.
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However beneath the surface she is actually a sensitive person, she is always seeking for everyone to like her. Once you really get to know her you will see how much of a caring and soft person she is on the inside.
However beneath the surface she is actually a sensitive person, she is always seeking for everyone to like her. Once you really get to know her you will see how much of a caring and soft person she is on the inside.
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