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Lying Pope

You call my thing a gift too and it isn't a gift you need to pay for that you piece of shit.
Hym "Wasn't a gift lying pope. It's a goddamn lie. Your entire religion is an alternative explanation factory and the shit lib political class wants in on the action."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2025
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Pope time

A way to confuse non Polish people by putting a alarm on their phone on 21:37 and repeating it every day and than naming it "pope time".
Person one: Why did my alarm go off? And what is "pope time"?
Person two: hehe 21:37
by 933 August 31, 2025
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Pope Joseph

Pope Joseph is an infamous icon in semi-christian culture. He is known for being a prophet, communicating to god through dreams and delusions. He was the first one to publish a church on this earth, deserving a copyright for churches all-together.

Pope Joseph has had his controversies, with quotes he claimed were taken directly from "god"

One of these quotes include:

"As god told me, "God shall not sleep with son" therefore indicating that lesbians are allowed."

In his defense:

"Its not blasphemy if I'm the creator of all churches"

As controversial as that is, he is still an Icon and should be remembered.
Jacque: "I am gay"

Mel: "That is a sin"

Jacque: "According to who?"

Mel: "Pope Joseph"
by CodFish2 January 31, 2025
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pope rape

Pope rape is when you are a little child. Your pastor calls your parents saying you need to have a talk with him about your sins. Your dad works long days at KFC and your mom spends the night at her friends most nights. Your mom drops you off at the church about 1:30am when pastor Dave said Gods presence is in the church. And that’s when you get raped.
Hey pastor Dave. I’ll rape you. And then you’ll have to rape me if you can. Pope rape
by Bonkedintheheadasachild March 12, 2025
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Groups are the Pope's main focus, so if you're in a relationship, spend groupS
Groups are the Pope's main focus, so if you're in a relationship, spend groupS
by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
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popeful

Feeling hopeful at the prospect of a new Pope.
Stay popeful! The conclave will end at some point and there will be a new Pope.
by NeologianPJG April 27, 2025
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Pope Leo XIV

by Fhqisdas May 9, 2025
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