poop skull

Someone who actively participates in cranial defecation, ultimately wearing another persons feces on their head. - A more polite way to refer to someone as a shit head.

No, Benjamin Philip, these are not kid's shoes. That's rich coming from a poop skull like you, with your size 6 narrow slip ons.

by thefunkyfeelone September 5, 2018

Poop-traction

Noun. A Poop contraction. The cramps associated with going into poop labor.

"My poop-tractions are getting closer together and will be going into labor soon."

by Dr.Reanimator September 18, 2018

Poop Fongo

When you poop in a sock and throw it at an object.

The other day, I pulled a poop fongo by throwing it at a wall.

by Poop Fongo Man February 13, 2019

Poop meitiner

When a man of asian descent becomes obsessed with poop and all things fecal matter.

This is so sad i mean just look at emperor hirohito, he has become such a poop meitiner you can see some faeces on his nose.

by Dr. Meitiner April 10, 2019

poop anus chunk man

the newest baby name invented in Florida

poop anus chunk woman is for girls

dad man: poop anus chunk man is a useless fucking child you should've aborted it smh cringe moment cant even fix car or toilet or the refridgeorater
mom man: yeah lets put him up for adoption what a penis

by large amount of penis December 11, 2020

Prime the poop

To eat something small, and typically dense an hour or two before you leave to go on a trip to that you will poop before you head out.

This car ride is going to be long so I'm gonna to eat this egg biscuit to prime the poop. I don't want to have to use the truck stop to shit.

by GingerWiki May 22, 2021

Poop your tighty whities

When you don't have anything to contribute to the conversation at hand or you are incapable of carrying a conversation.

Logan: Hi buddy! How are you?
Jenna: Poop your tighty whities! Hehehe.
Logan: Ok *leaves*

by Zyan Rhang November 4, 2021