shop-plopper

Someone (usually a husband) who is told to plop himself down in a chair in the mall while his wife (or girlfriend) shops.

Mary and I went to the mall today. She spent four hours shopping and I was a shop-plopper.

by BillyBooDozer July 12, 2022

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Slippy Plippy

a sweaty lumbering Sri Lankan soccer player, who plays in the 'lunchtime league'.

Look at Slippy Plippy, he just scored a goal!

by chungytuck September 7, 2022

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Pluppy • Plupper • Plupp • PLUPPA • pluppermow • pluppet • Plupping It • Plupple • Plumpkin • plump

Jippy Plippy

A man who frequently 'cacks' his pants.

Oh god here comes Jippy Plippy, he smells like poo again.

by chungytuck September 7, 2022

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1)Someone who likes or needs to tease a man's member to get it as hard as possible before intercourse.
2)Someone who has no choice but to satisfy themselves, sexually, because they have no one willing to do it for them .

1)Man, after drinking all night a girl better be a chubby plumper or I'll never get hard enough to have sex.

2) Women are so touchy these days I have to be my own chubby plumoer.

Yeah I've got a girlfriend but we havent had sex in weeks , I can either be a chubby plumper, leave her or cheat. I chose chubby plumper. (For now)

by B1BrealBu May 3, 2023

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