Packet Plumber

A senior network engineer. So called because the internet is a series of tubes through which packets of information flow, and without proper plumbing, the entire Internet - and the global economy - would collapse.

The security weenies and the packet plumbers are at each other's throats about allowing backhauling traffic to HQ for proxy inspection.

by Camwhore Cam July 11, 2024

prison plumber

Incarcerated medical professional assigned to relieve congested or clogged balls for fellow prisoners.

He was the best prison plumber in the yard.

by Innocent Killer September 15, 2023

Pennsylvania Puberation

When you go to a significant others house expecting to eat a nice meal, and somehow end up under the table eating their fathers' pubic hair like a goat.

Tim: Josh, how was the date with Jessica and her parents?

Josh: It went well until it ended with a Pennsylvania Puberation

by Musicman182 October 24, 2023

Lebanese Plumber

A half completed handjob or blowjob.

Lily gave Conner a lebanese plumber in the corner.

by mayb_c March 18, 2024

Poorhouse Pubert

A name for somebody who plays a video game like a bitch and kills you with some gay ass play

Fucking Poorhouse Pubert was camping my reboot in a bush.

by dopeurbandic December 5, 2024

Alaskan plumber

The Alaskan plumber is when your bent over looking to see inside a glory hole in a Walmart bathroom stall when all of a sudden a 7 hundred pound African American woman walks up behind you and states “your pale white ass crack is hanging out” then what you once believed to be a woman pulls down its pants and you see a 2 foot penis. The now man proceeds to pin to against the wall face first using only stomach fat and fucks you un-lubbed for the next three hours while live streaming it. You become a media star for public embarrassment for the rest of you life

Julian: Yo Travis I kind for enjoyed that Alaskan plumber last Monday

Travis: Do you do it every time now?
Julian: yeah you should go try it out

Travis: okay but you cannot let Kyra figure out

Julian: Man you won’t want her no more after that gravitational pull get you too!!!

by RomainPaul February 20, 2025

Wyoming Plumber

The act of opening someones asshole then shitting in it.

I cant go out tonight im doing a Wyoming Plumber

by Ligmasigmagoon18 May 7, 2025