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Gigolo Pattern Baldness

When a man with prolific body hair shaves his pubes, and only his pubes leaving a hairless patch localized around his genitalia whilst remaining otherwise hirsute.
I shaved off my short-curlies, now it looks like I've got Gigolo Pattern Baldness!
by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013
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Dylan Patterson

You at being such a Dylan Patterson right now!!
by ScotchTapeBones April 21, 2019
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athena patterson

athena patterson is the bestfriend of “ autumnhearsawho “ they are the same age, but autumnhearsawho is older than athena. autumn is a virgo! born on sept 12! athena is born oct 14! a libra
by autumnhearsawho November 19, 2021
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Front Plater

A resident of New York or New Jersey driving around in Pennsylvania with a license plate on the front of their car.
These front platers have no idea how to drive here in Pennsylvania! Go back to New York or New Jersey!
by JGUMBY August 5, 2023
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Tennessee seed planter

The act of one parter shoving a seed down the male genitalia then fucking so hard until the sweat fertilizes the seed and then crop grows
Damn billy I can’t wait to get Tennessee seed planted tonight! (Tennessee seed planter)
by I love your cousin May 14, 2018
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PLATERS

A chick that has perfect boobs; ones that u can sit down on a table plater
Damn that feezie got some platers
by ranran November 10, 2006
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Patter

Oi! What a nice patter you have!
by Kolma August 24, 2010
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