Platinum Parachute

1. A souped up version of a golden parachute; a significant monetary payout by one's employer.

2: What a golden parachute want's to be when they grow up.

Hey, did you hear what happened to Matt? He threatened to sue and was awarded 8 figures in damages. What a platinum parachute that is!

by Reverend_Dude July 4, 2025

Platina

A woman with platinum blonde hair.

She's a natual brunette, but she's a platina whenever she goes to vegas!

by They Call Me Juice July 11, 2025

platinumware

a PlayStation 4/5 game, specifically designed to be cheap, and as easy as possible, to grant the user easy Platinum Trophies.

- Dude have you seen "Pig Escape 2" on the ps5?
- Yeah, i heard it's absolute platinumware

by Provilince August 17, 2025

Patisci

A term used to rub salt into an emotional wound. To be used only with people you’re close to, if you want to be a bastard.

Heh, she kissed me, patisci?!

by Gabe_22 December 17, 2025

yurcon plates

a libaryian in the look of the eye

the kid had yurcon plates

by bones January 2, 2005

Ed Platinums

An abbreviation of the beer, Tooheys Extra Dry Platinums.

What did you drink last night?

Shared a carton of ed platinums with a mate, got shit faced.

by 95tzy July 28, 2009

Roman Plates

Same as External Obliques or Cum Gutters

Did you see the lines on that guys abdomen. He really has some Roman Plates

by WhatDoIKnowAnyway June 11, 2011