phantom hanger

The constant feeling of shit dangeling from your butt hole while taking a shit but when you wipe nothing shows up

Bro I was taking a shit and kept feeling shit but nothing's there, it must have been a phantom hanger

by The turd master December 10, 2013

The phantom fist

The act of inserting a glove into one's anus and inflating until maximum size has been achieved.

Sure the rotisserie is good but William often prefers the Phantom fist

by Lechero Supremo August 30, 2019

phantom menacing

A close cousin to submarining but not exactly ghosting, phantom menacing is the continuous act of showing signs of life on someone's social media feed (mostly through likes, possibly retweets) repeatedly or in intermittent patterns. But what makes phantom menacing different from submarining is that the phantom menace never actually opens up a line of dialog with the target in public conversation or private messaging.

While a person can phantom menace someone of any gender that they have a platonic relationship with, phantom menacing is virtually always done to a woman by a man after hooking up or dating. He will do this for weeks or even several months after he last exchanged a word with her yet never actually talk to her even after liking hundreds of her tweets.

"Remember that guy John I hooked up with forever ago at that party? We still follow each other on Facebook even though we haven't spoken in almost a year. Why does he keep phantom menacing me every few months by liking up every single post yet not saying anything? I don't live in a fuckin guarded tower, JUST TALK TO ME."

by bufonidae666 August 1, 2018

phantom driving

driving to a familiar location while thinking about something else without realizing you are driving to the wrong location.

I was so busy thinking about what I was going to do today, on the way to work I realized that I was phantom driving to the grocery store instead.

by munch68 August 28, 2013

Phantom Poke

When a corporeal being of some kind gives you penetration related sexual satisfaction

Girl you'll never believe what happened to me last night, I got Phantom Poke'd from a ghost last night

by SpanglyCharly October 11, 2019

phantom flush

The mysterious flushing of automatic toilets even though you haven't sat down or removed yourself from the toilet seat.

Individual sits on toilet to do their “business”. Suddenly the toilet proceeds to make 2 - 3 "phantom flushes" even though all they've done is shifted in the seat or reached for some toilet paper. Sometimes no movement is necessary to trigger this effect.

by confused23 February 22, 2010

Phantom Car

This isn’t really I word but more of a term. So phantom car is when you are walking across the street and you hear a car but there is no car. There is science behind it, which is what you’re really hearing is cars passing by on a neighboring street. Also it can be more than a car you’re hearing it might be a motorcycle, but the term is phantom car.

For example say you are walking with someone and you start to cross the street, the person you’re walking with is concerned because they “hear a car” what you will tell them is it is just phantom car.

by Mickey Mouse <3 April 16, 2022