There are generalized definitions of a pencil pusher being someone with a meaningless job, specific to military service however, a Pencil Pusher is most often times someone who fucked up in such a way they can no longer be trusted to do anything of value. These people usually have some sort of assault charge pending and are holding over for paperwork so they are given some moronic tasking to fill their time and keep up appearances. They are also more comment then not, officers, as the enlisted component would like face chapter up front. These individuals are commonly hated for an array of reasons but usually revolve around the actions that got them there.
specialist: what's LT smith doing in the yard?
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor
corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie
specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in TRADOC
specialist: he's a total pencil pusher
corporal: 100%
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor
corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie
specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in TRADOC
specialist: he's a total pencil pusher
corporal: 100%
by Jimbean69 May 8, 2024
Get the Pencil Pushermug. A writing aperatus... obviously...
Sometimes a codename for someone's penis as if it was mission impossible.
Sometimes a codename for someone's penis as if it was mission impossible.
"Let me have a look at your pencil."
"No, im not ga- oh wait your on about my actual pencil. Yeh, lemme grab it out my case."
"No, im not ga- oh wait your on about my actual pencil. Yeh, lemme grab it out my case."
by BananaLBozo May 16, 2025
Get the Pencilmug. by Sharice June 13, 2023
Get the pencil type of guymug. by Turtlepie November 29, 2016
Get the Sharpen the Pencilmug. A person who puts an unhelpfully large number of pencil marks into a puzzle grid, in the optimistic belief that the resulting chaos will guide him or her to a solution. Especially relevant to sudoku puzzles.
"Oh god, don't let Pencil Mark have a go. He'll deface the puzzle beyond all recognition and we'll never crack it."
by Sudoku Alex November 20, 2023
Get the Pencil Markmug. by yammyjr1721 June 14, 2023
Get the pencil casemug.