pencil museum

1) A museum in the Lake District (England) which fathers love to reference to their children when asked in the car "where are we going?"

2) Fuck your dirty mind, this is not a sexual reference

Child: "where are we going?"
Father: "to the pencil museum!"
Child: "that sounds boring!"
Father: "ikr"

by iamatriangle April 27, 2017

pencil

this is the kind og graffiti pen you use on a piece of paper. if the graffitipen does not color off anymore you need to sharpen it using a big sharpener.

That pencil i amazing, where did you get it?

by Ramcock007 February 3, 2020

Pencil dick

Jeremy colvacine very small and has no fucking use

Jeremy has a small pencil dick

by Kingpinroast June 2, 2016

slim penciling

its when you are rubbing your flaccid dick on people

The was a dude slim penciling on the dance floor.

by DudeISpeakIbionics March 5, 2021

Mean Pencil

Usually a young guy with a swelled ego due to being in the military or being weaker than his boyfriend. Thinks he can kill anyone all day while being really skinny like a pencil.

You better watch out that Mean Pencil is in the trees wanting to kill small animals from tokyo.

by Sugar KOOKEE June 16, 2022

Damp Pencil

When you fall asleep having sex and your penis stays inside the vagina for the whole night. The next morning when you wake up with morning wood still in the vagina is called damp pencil.

"Dude, I had a crazy damp pencil this morning!"

"Bro, we had so much sex I woke up with damp pencil"

by Snugglebuggle December 20, 2018

pencil

Somthing that has led in it and draws/writes on a paper

i'm going to draw a monster

but you need a pencil

by desass June 11, 2018