mrs. parker

A bitch teacher who is a racist, homophobic, transphobic cunt

Wow my math teacher is such a mrs. parker.

by I didnt cause a bomb threat :) July 31, 2016

Packers

Worst NFL team ever. Might as well be packin' D's in there B-holes. Rogers is probably gay.

Person 1: You catch that Packers game this weekend?

Person 2: No, sorry. I dont bat from that side of the plate...

by smokin' trees and fuckin' v's December 23, 2010

Parkersburg

Lame town in West Virginia. There is absolutely nothing here but old people and hills. Although it is considered 'urban' it lacks many qualities of urban civilization, such as Target stores. If you are considering moving here and are under the age of forty/have kids, please find the nearest brick and bash your head with it repeatedly and reconsider.

Person 1: Hey man, it's Saturday! We should go out.
Person 2: Go out WHERE?
Person 1: Damn, I forgot. We're in Parkersburg. Nevermind, then.

by PyramidHeadRape January 2, 2009

jurassic parker

A person of any age who is mentally fossilised, cautious, brain-dead, dull, unimaginative, dinosauric, living in the past, not with-it, or has lost his marbles. Someone who is uncomfortable with the age of the Internet and mobile phones and still communicates by snail mail and gets his information from the library. A dodo.
Named after Jurassic Park, the film, and the coastline in Dorset, England, now known too as Jurassic Park, with its ammonites and other fossils. An inhabitant of Lyme Regis, Dorset. Fossil Hunters.

A horde of Jurassic Parkers got off the coach for a 'pit-stop'.
Strung out a long the beach, armed with geological hammers and backpacks,were a dozen keen Jurassic Parkers examining the rocks for ammonites they could take home for the mantlepiece.
He stood scratching his head in bewilderment and chuntering to himself about the need to check it all again - a Jurassic Parker in complete faff mode. The group left without him.

by Henley January 1, 2009

Fudge Packer

A guy that likes it in the anal hole etc. reid

Reid is such a fudge packer he loves it in his ass hole GAY

by ********21321312312312312312312312312************** June 28, 2007

Packer Collegiate Institute

It is the best private school in all of Brooklyn Heights. It has great food, great kids, and great teachers. It is such a cool place to hang around at. Most of us call it Packer. We are rivals with Saint Ann's but we beat them in a lot of sports.

Packer Collegiate Institute is the best school ever!!!

by whatsmyname. January 13, 2011

corn packer

Derogatory term for a gay Iowan.

Steve King may be a corn packer, unclear.

by Iowa Bob September 25, 2010