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Higher Power

(noun)

1. An object that controls the destiny of those who have choosen it.
2. A spiritual fixation with an inanimate object.
3. Something that an AA member chooses to pray to while doing the 12 Steps.
When going to AA Jane choose a door knob to be her Higher Power, because she was told she could pick anything.

Charlie Sheen knew that something was wrong with AA when they suggested that he use a door knob as a Higher Power to pray to.

Bill was glad that he choose a door knob in AA to be a Higher Power for his spiritual experience, he was reminded of it every time he opened the door to the bathroom.
by JR Harris April 22, 2011
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Pussy Power

The vaginal control of a woman over a man AFTER he has hit it and not before. Because EVERY man is stupid before he starts fucking. Thus, any woman who can keep him stupid after he fucks possesses Power of the Pussy. (Hint: not every woman has PP)
Guy 1: Hey, Jay's still with that girl?
Guy 2: Yeah, you bet
Guy 1: I thought he already fucked her?
Guy 2: Yeah, I guess she be having some pussy power over him
by jaylenny September 9, 2009
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Power Snoozing

Where one rests heavily. At the brink of falling asleep. Snoozing of resting heavily. Light sleeping.
Student A: "Hey man, I say you asleep in the classroom. Ha"
Student B: "I was sleeping! I like to call it, Power Snoozing."
by Siliconwolf September 27, 2006
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Power of the Bit

Drugged out non-sequitor regarding some item or event that is cool. Used to denote appreciation, if not comprehension.
"I just want to feel it."
"She wants to feel the power... the power of the bit."
"That's for you. Feel it! Feel that power. That's what Scientology is like. Feel it? Yeah. I deem you clear. I deem you OT Level 7. Alright."
by dogintub November 8, 2008
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powder packer

refers to a specialized rock roadie dealing with oral insertion (by forceful exhalation) of cocaine into the band member's anuses.
I was paid to be the powder packer for Fleetwood Mac on the road
by hottubgetindapoo December 8, 2010
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power five

The five original shock sites. These shock sites are first shock sites ever to be on the internet. The power five consists of tubgirl, goatse, hai2u, lemonparty and meatspin.

There are also many other shock sites as well inspired by these such as last measure and lolfish.
Failtroll: Hey, go onto goatse.bz.

Victim: Dude, that's an old site. All of the power five are old news now. Many people already know what they are and what web addresses link to them.

Failtroll: Aww shit.
by Alveron January 18, 2011
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Powder Mill Middle School

Should I go to Powder Mill Middle School?
No that school is a joke.
by bobby2142 January 16, 2011
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