Paper Blizzarding

Paper Blizzarding: the act of getting a piece of paper and cutting or tearing it into little pieces . Once you have those little pieces you can blow them on someone, giving them a blizzard of paper.

You just got paper blizzarded

Paper Blizzarding: the act of getting a piece of paper and cutting or tearing it into little pieces . Once you have those little pieces you can blow them on someone, giving them a blizzard of paper.

by Gregory Ferrara January 7, 2019

Paper Whore

Someone (mostly a research professor) who could go to any extent to get his pointless research published.

My prof is such a "Paper Whore" material, he would even suck my dingy dong to get his work done.

by madingo_thatsme August 8, 2019

Paper Towel Wanker

A “Paper Towel Wanker” is usually a male. Someone who prefers to “relieve stress” with a Paper Towel. Usually their name is Hank. Or Will.

Damn, Hank goin AT it wit dat paper towel roll, he’s a real Paper Towel Wanker

by Colbsterino March 10, 2021

Paper Chaser

Someone who does all for the money, someone who chases money

This homie does everything for some bucks. He's a paper chaser

by Lootdown January 16, 2022

Paper Champ

A person or team that wins the championship without beating the actual titleholder and it is known that they can't defend the title against the actual champ. This may happen due to any reason like the actual champ being out of competition with injury or travel issues or anything.

When Jon Jones got stripped of the title, DC was nothing but a paper champ.

by NoVax DjoCovid January 30, 2022

paper cut

something small but sure hurts a lot

by bringing up an old argument my current partner had with an ex they got a "paper cut"

by chocolateswitchUD March 9, 2022

Paperguy

paperguys are little dumbasses who just DECIDE to fuck your life in all possible directions! they are made of paper.
and they are part of six different clans who control different parts of the earth.

this paperguy is very sus..

by dog lover god October 18, 2022