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irish penicillin

Honey, Lemon, Whiskey, Boiling Water.

Seriously do yourself a favour next time you're sick, get it down ya.
My strep throat has cleared right up since I got about 7 glasses of Irish Penicillin down me.
by Hoctor November 19, 2016
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transaction pending

A) Often used to help adjust behaviour. Not said verbally but in text.
2.) after purchasing something you may see "transaction pending" on the register
A) Hey bro can I drink some of your vodka
B) Hell no thats mine
A) Transaction Pending. ...
by breadnbetter December 11, 2016
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Pens Pencils down

This here is the phrase Satan said when God and all his angels tried to stop him. this is the phrase that echoes through hell over the screams of all villains. This is the phrase that had the dinosaurs go extinct. This here, this very phrase, is the reason people cannot hear such high frequencies.
At one point in everybody's life, someone will experience the "pens pencils down". It is just like chickenpox, and whether or not you get it when your in a grade 8 math class with a teacher who's one goal is the cause you pain, you will get it at some point. Beware of this, because this in itself is a rite of passage. This in itself will cause you nightmares and pain beyond understanding. This is hell.
This phrase will catch you completely by surprise, in a time where you think there will be no need for quiet. However, as I have learned, there always is a lead. Be careful my good friends, and expect the unexpected because if you are not ready like I was, you will know the pain and suffering I went through.
Class: *chatting normally while the teacher does her thing*
//suddenly//
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *crying in pain*
Stalin: *stands up unsteadily*...

No, you miss.
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: *dies*
by anonymous May 14, 2018
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Sacramento pencil case

When you put your Penis (or other male genitalia) in the mouth of a woman with huge lips.
I’ve put my cock deep in the mouth of Delondrea, it was warm, it felt awesome, my best Sacramento pencil case ever.
by John Vag August 9, 2018
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Bookies pencil

I caught a glimpse of Dave's cock in the changing room at work ..... fuckin thing looks like a bookies pencil. I've seen more girth on a maccy d's straw. When he fucks his missus it must be like throwing a chip up dartford tunnel.
by Ivornumbnuts June 8, 2019
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Heavily Pencilled

As in, it's REALLY in the diary.
An obvious insinuation that one hopes the "meeting" may be more like a "meating".
Or lunch involving a large German sausage.
Don't worry, I have you heavily pencilled in my diary.
by Porky Blunder October 19, 2019
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Poker Pencil

A player who falls down apart after even being slightly tilted, like a pencil.
Damn that dude is literally punting his entire stack after losing one hand, what a poker pencil.
by Armkap June 6, 2020
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