Peacocking

Male wearing long shirt and leggings to give possible mate(s) a "peek" at his genitalia.

Peacocking is generally frowned upon whether your unit is worthy of such robust attention or not.

by icunthearyou December 19, 2017

Paedo-carnivour

Food preference for just eating young animals like veal, chicken and lamb.

I'm a paedo-carnivour for ethical reasons, young creatures have less self-awareness.

by Feminists December 30, 2017

Peacock

A term used to describe attractive gay men who flaunt themselves but reject possible companions

"Eden is such a peacock" said Truly

by Cubed Voice May 17, 2018

peacocking

Performing or displaying one’s perceived talents or attributes in an exaggerated and public way, frequently in situations where such behavior is either misplaced or unwarranted. Strutting one’s stuff - particularly in a manner that intends to initiate modern day courting rituals.

Performing or displaying one’s perceived talents or attributes in an exaggerated and public way, frequently in situations where such behavior is either misplaced or unwarranted. Strutting one’s stuff - particularly in a way that intends to initiate modern day courting rituals.

"Another bathroom selfie? That's Becky's 3rd in a row."
“She hasn't matched in a few days, she’s peacocking again.”

by larryword May 31, 2018

Peacocking

Peacocking, also possibly referred to as Blooming, is an act in which the peacocker, who is currently experiencing explosive bowel movements, positions themselves in close proximity to a wall or other large vertical surface, bends over forward, and proceeds to shit upwards all over the wall.

This process results in an outward spatter of fecal matter on the wall. The peacocker then raises only their head, remaining in the bent over position.

The entire scene then resembles a peacock, (or a flower in bloom, for Blooming) thus completing the act of Peacocking.

"What are you up to tonight, Ron?"

"I had some dank curry last night so I'm gonna go home and do some Peacocking."

"What the fuck, Ron."

by Icantbelieveyouvedonethis69 June 2, 2018

Padoodlebadoodle

a person who resembles a limp dick

"That guy over there is such a padoodlebadoodle."

by Jenny Doodle June 8, 2018

peabody and the boys

The premier boyband of the 90's and 2000's, Peabody and the Boys Changed music. Selling out arenas worldwide and leaving a throng of nubiles in their wake, these pioneering geniuses were the musical zeitgeist of the turn of the century. These living legends also have an extensive catalog of songwriting credits writing for less-talented, but also notable acts such as Luke Bryan, The Beatles, Dr. Dre, Matisyahu, Michael Jackson, and more. Their musical influences include each other and their longtime opening act, the Jigga Bros. Their all-time record sales worldwide are ranked second...to the number of virginities they claimed.

Did you see Britney Spears lose her mind and shave her head after Jason from Peabody and the Boys told her she was a seven in his book?

I sold my newborn for Peabody and the Boys tickets, and that was a steal.

When God speaks to His angels, He tells them they have the voice of a Peabody.

by The Real PB July 17, 2018