What Karen took in the divorce as well as the kids oh why Karen why have you forsaken me why did you take the kids it's been five years please come back I just want to see my kids again I promise I'll stop wearing your clothes while you're away
Half of everything I own: *exists*
Karen: abra ca dab-bruh
Half my money: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good *vanishes*
Half my other belongings and my kids: *teleport into Karen's name*
Me: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Karen: abra ca dab-bruh
Half my money: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good *vanishes*
Half my other belongings and my kids: *teleport into Karen's name*
Me: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
by WhyohY January 23, 2023
Get the Half of everything I ownmug. Not fucking/ doing sexual stuff with someone who is in your work group/ goes to the same school/ sporting club etc.
by nobbies101 September 2, 2020
Get the Shit in your own backyardmug. Angie loved Europe and the hot Belgian men, but she couldn't wait to get back and be a tourist in your own town
by Nolatourist June 11, 2016
Get the Tourist in your own townmug. by Jackrabbit101 September 13, 2016
Get the Sip your own leanmug. by sri22 March 5, 2011
Get the puff your own jointmug. While golfing I mistakenly hit/used the wrong club. As a result the ball went out of bounds. Thats backing into your own stink
by DocM&M September 4, 2019
Get the Backing into your own stinkmug. A self congratulatory motion involving bumping one's own fists together in a "fist bump," reserved for moments of complete awesomeness.
Akin to phrases such as "toot your own horn" and "pat yourself on the back" that can convey exuberant celebration of a specific accomplishment and / or pride in a small, personal feat.
Akin to phrases such as "toot your own horn" and "pat yourself on the back" that can convey exuberant celebration of a specific accomplishment and / or pride in a small, personal feat.
Person 2: That's tite,man! Did you celebrate with a fist bump or a jump-hip bump?
Person 1: No one would touch me after the event, so I had to knock my own rock.
Example:
Person 1: YESSSSS!! I BEAT DONKEY KONG AT 4 AM LAST NIGHT!
Person 2: Did you knock your own rock?
Person 1: Like a quarry worker!
Person 1: No one would touch me after the event, so I had to knock my own rock.
Example:
Person 1: YESSSSS!! I BEAT DONKEY KONG AT 4 AM LAST NIGHT!
Person 2: Did you knock your own rock?
Person 1: Like a quarry worker!
by Clanate August 30, 2013
Get the knock your own rockmug.