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Half of everything I own

What Karen took in the divorce as well as the kids oh why Karen why have you forsaken me why did you take the kids it's been five years please come back I just want to see my kids again I promise I'll stop wearing your clothes while you're away
Half of everything I own: *exists*

Karen: abra ca dab-bruh

Half my money: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good *vanishes*

Half my other belongings and my kids: *teleport into Karen's name*

Me: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
by WhyohY January 23, 2023
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Shit in your own backyard

Not fucking/ doing sexual stuff with someone who is in your work group/ goes to the same school/ sporting club etc.
“Don’t go shitting in your own backyard, it’ll bite you in the ass.” Shit in your own backyard.
by nobbies101 September 2, 2020
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Tourist in your own town

Giving yourself a rim job
Angie loved Europe and the hot Belgian men, but she couldn't wait to get back and be a tourist in your own town
by Nolatourist June 11, 2016
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Sip your own lean

-Whatcha doin bruh
-Nothing b, sip your own lean
by Jackrabbit101 September 13, 2016
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puff your own joint

John: Can I help you deal with your breakup?
Linda: puff your own joint, would ya?
by sri22 March 5, 2011
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Backing into your own stink

While golfing I mistakenly hit/used the wrong club. As a result the ball went out of bounds. Thats backing into your own stink
by DocM&M September 4, 2019
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knock your own rock

A self congratulatory motion involving bumping one's own fists together in a "fist bump," reserved for moments of complete awesomeness.

Akin to phrases such as "toot your own horn" and "pat yourself on the back" that can convey exuberant celebration of a specific accomplishment and / or pride in a small, personal feat.
Person 2: That's tite,man! Did you celebrate with a fist bump or a jump-hip bump?

Person 1: No one would touch me after the event, so I had to knock my own rock.

Example:

Person 1: YESSSSS!! I BEAT DONKEY KONG AT 4 AM LAST NIGHT!

Person 2: Did you knock your own rock?

Person 1: Like a quarry worker!
by Clanate August 30, 2013
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