thong night

Any night of the week, but typically a Friday night when super religious people get frisky and want to spice things up from the normal panties.

Tom couldn’t wait for Friday to come, he was excited for thong night

by clapbackjack May 3, 2022

night nigger

A black person who's skin absorbs roughly 99.999% of all light.

Person 1: Jesus christ, there's a black hole in here!
Person 2: Don't worry; It's just my perfectly spherical night nigger skin trophy.

by I can observe gamma rays October 30, 2019

Night Reading

This is the opposite of DayDreaming.

Katie: Hey, bro, what book are you reading?
Josh: I have no idea. I just put my finger in the book night read it.

Katie: Huh?
Josh: Yeah, you know how when you're in school and you're reading in class and your mind wanders off?
Katie: Ya, like daydreaming?
Josh: Exactly! But the opposite! Night Reading is when you sleep while holding a book, and while you're asleep you'll just absorb the information.

by That Slattery Girl May 21, 2020

night lizard

(Noun)
A black person unexpectedly spotted at night.

We were driving down a dark road when suddenly a night lizard appeared out of no where.

by Ambeezy13 December 20, 2017

Night Wood

When you wake up at night cause your sleep schedule is fucked up, you get Night Wood instead of morning wood.

“Ah shit, is it 12:00am? I got night wood.”

“Babe wake up, I got night wood.”

by ihavenightwoodagain August 23, 2020

Night stupid

When someone likes u and are telling u night

Boy: night stupid

Girl:night

Girl to friend: I think that boy likes me he said night stupid

Friend: OMG u should totally ask him out

by Queen of nothing August 5, 2020

ham night

It's that thing where you throw a party, but you live in America - so all your guests are overweight and your air conditioning isn't keeping up as everyone is basted in their own juices.

Things really turned for the worst when someone brought up politics at our Ham Night.

by DarkDiggler June 3, 2020