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Equal Opportunity Offender

Someone who makes jokes towards all races, including ones own race. Typhically a white dude calling himself a fancier word for racist.
“That’s not racism because I am an Equal Opportunity Offender
by frickfungus December 18, 2017
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non-offensive swears

by Anonymous October 3, 2003
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Gangbang Offending

When a man does something wrong by accident to a woman and a bunch of woman 'stick up for the friend,' which is woman terms for, 'insulting the poor guy extremely harshly.'
Allie: You look good with Kevin, Erin!
Kevin: How about no.
Erin: Ouch! That was mean you cum dumpster.
Allie: Woww, Erin just kidding you could do better than Kevin.
Justina: That was so mean what you said to Erin, Kevin. Apologize you raging faggot face.
Amanda: Kevin, Erin is a nice girl. Stop being a raging douche bag and apologize to her for saying that.
Jennifer: Are you kidding me Kevin? Just because you're secretly a homosexual and you smell worse than the city dump, you need to stop being so rude.
Kevin: Alright jeez, sorry. Stop Gangbang Offending me!
by Eight8Mile May 21, 2011
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by Flubsteak October 8, 2020
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Asmodeus offering

In Asmodeus worship a symbolic human sacrifice.
A young,beatiful and virgin woman is chosen as a willing sacrifice.
They first meet with her where she is given many gifts some very expensive.
Her body is then cleansed and perfumed. She is gets on a mobile throne like the kind used by kings long ago and is then carried into the next room where the rest of the worshipers are seated.
She then gets up and goes to where a large plater has been placed which is large enough to support her whore body that is made either gold,silver or some other prescious metal which she lays down on. A priest then comes and has sex with her.
The loss of her virginity is the virgins symbolic death and rebirth as a more desirable woman.
Asmodeus worshipers define a woman as any human female who has had her first menstruation wheather on the same day or years ago.
They are going to have an asmodeus offering.
by The Fury 13 September 25, 2010
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offers

Meaning off of something. For example to stop taking drugs. Mainly used by South London 'yout'!
Nah man, im offers all dat stuff.

Nah bruv, i dont blaze no more, im offers all dat stuff.
by W Malker September 3, 2005
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onner-offer

a female, who on some days you want to be on her and on other days you want to be off her
hey man, you bangin that girl over there?
It really depends, shes an onner-offer
by SteveSmith2009 April 8, 2009
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