STUB ONE'S TOE

the application of an exorbitant quantity of cologne to one's body, thus making one smell like a French harlot. The implication being that when one has taken the cap off of a cologne bottle, he must have stubbed his toe, thus causing him to spill a shit load of it on his body as if he took a bath in the stuff.

Did you smell Jake this morning? The sumbitch must have "stubbed his toe."

by weave March 27, 2003

cock in one's mouth

the act of chewing Rooster tobacco.

I love when that cock is in my mouth

by Russell August 9, 2004

tossing one's salad

1. To reign supreme over an opposing force; dominate
2. To rape, pillage and plunder
3. To mix an individual's leafage and vegetables with Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing, usually in a large, glass bowl, with tongs, under the protective blanket of comfort and security that is Suburban America

1. "This latte with extra foamy stuff could easily be tossing one's salad right about now."
2. "William Wallace tossed English salad."
3. "Jane, our 17-year-old honor roll student, school newspaper editor and easily noticeable virgin, tosses a mean salad. Great work, Jane."

by simplyorange November 8, 2008

blowing cheese out one's nose

The act of justifying ones actions or thoughts through a series of highly contrived, and quite officious, sounding language in a psychological vein, which is, in fact, meaningless.

I was talking to myself yesterday and started really rambling and not making sense and I said to myself that I was just blowing cheese out my nose.

by S.L. Roberts (d.b.a John Thomas) May 13, 2005

onesie

A trademark registered to Gerber Childrenswear LLC, often used in connection with a one-piece garment for an infant or small child, generally worn over a diaper.

The child wore a Gerber Onesies garment.

by Onesies April 17, 2009

to get donked, get one's donk on

1. to go donkey honking
2. to participate in the act of honking donkeys

"Man, it's time to get my donk on!"
"Dude, it's time to get donked!"
(usually said when finishing up work at a music store, preferably a Guitar Center)

by Robert Scahill May 18, 2003

onesie tear

a single tear streaming down your face

"WAHAHAHhhaaahhhh!" *onesie tear streams down face*

by KINGLOOLOO July 27, 2009