red head, ostrich boot wearing, big chain slinging, pool table running, howdy hat wearing, diesel mechanic.
wow! the country pimp is back and running the pool table! don’t mess w the country pimp… all hail country pimp
by countrypimp January 22, 2023
Get the country pimpmug. A woman that is below the Mason Dixon line, that is a mother of a child. This mother can also cook, and clean. As well she is thicc
by Frankljn January 7, 2018
Get the country mommug. A student who went to college, and subsequently became brainwashed into being a Liberal, who then went to a different country to "find themselves" .
The country is usually a Socialist or Communist one, like Russia and China. They become so blinded by how cool they think they are for having been over there, and think they are better-more cultured-than anyone else. They refuse to acknowledge anything bad about that country, and only try to point out America's flaws.
They think America is evil and thinks America should be more like Russia, China, etc.
America, despite having flaws, is the greatest country in the world. Without America, most things we have today we wouldn't, but they refuse to accept this.
The country is usually a Socialist or Communist one, like Russia and China. They become so blinded by how cool they think they are for having been over there, and think they are better-more cultured-than anyone else. They refuse to acknowledge anything bad about that country, and only try to point out America's flaws.
They think America is evil and thinks America should be more like Russia, China, etc.
America, despite having flaws, is the greatest country in the world. Without America, most things we have today we wouldn't, but they refuse to accept this.
Person 1: America is horrible, it needs to be more like China.
Person 2: You do realize they find infant girls in garbage dumps all the time there, right? Because girls don't bring "honor"?
Person 1: *ignores it* America is racist!
Person 2: Yep, you're definitely a Country Sucker.
Person 2: You do realize they find infant girls in garbage dumps all the time there, right? Because girls don't bring "honor"?
Person 1: *ignores it* America is racist!
Person 2: Yep, you're definitely a Country Sucker.
by American Pharoah April 20, 2016
Get the Country Suckermug. "Quick jimmy, drop that rifle, we need to get to the end of the country. Its our only chance to escape the law"
"We have to get to the end of the country, I'm pretty certain that the cops don't even know where it is"
"I have just done a murder and am on the run from the law, I know!! The cops wont think of looking for me at the end of the country."
"We have to get to the end of the country, I'm pretty certain that the cops don't even know where it is"
"I have just done a murder and am on the run from the law, I know!! The cops wont think of looking for me at the end of the country."
by reballare August 4, 2009
Get the The end of the countrymug. A British person from the British Country Side, such as Scotland, Ireland, South Africa. Country Brits are in most significant numbers from “The Great Outback” Australia. One of the most significant and most distinguished careers as the Country Brit of all time is the one and only “Crocodile Dundee”; another favorite Country Brit was the Great Late Steve Irwin. More contemporary Country Brits to recently have been cherished are Thor actor Chris Hemsworth, Country Brits in music prevailing are Iggy Azalea and Keith Urban. Country Brits are extremely popular in entertainment for their courageous spirit and good looks. But primarily because they are the Brits that challenged to venture out into the world into the unfamiliar countryside that Mother Queen claimed as the British Countryside at one point or another. Furthermore, most are very decent looking, such as the Irish looking most glamorous of them is Country Brit Nicole Kidman. So the next time you feel delighted and fascinated by a celebrity on TV that looks wonderful, beautiful, and courageous, and too good looking to be valid, such as Suicide Squad Harley Quinn’s Country Brit Star Margot Robbie... Think 🤔 okay, that’s a *COUNTRY BRIT. ⭐️🤩⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ British Countryside “Country Brit.”
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by Mimi the mama July 8, 2021
Get the Country Britmug. Unicorn Country Girls are a great gift from God so if you ever are lucky enough to have one hold onto her and throw away the key ...
Unicorn country girl are rare they usaully love trucks , their family , muddin , camo , cooking , cuddling , animals , country music , ridin horses , hunting ,fishing ,rolling in the hey ,honesty, love,and loyal as the day is long
Their are very protective over their friends and family ans aren't afraid to stand their own and kick some yuppie ass when they need to . Unicorn girls are the ones men pray to find for girlfriends and wifes. They usually were raised in the southern state like Louisiana, TEXAS etc. Most unicorn girls arent whoares because most of them were raised right . Unicorn Country girls are just so wonderful they are tough as nails and sweet as sugar .
If your lucky enough to capture one keep her close and love her well ...
Unicorn country girl are rare they usaully love trucks , their family , muddin , camo , cooking , cuddling , animals , country music , ridin horses , hunting ,fishing ,rolling in the hey ,honesty, love,and loyal as the day is long
Their are very protective over their friends and family ans aren't afraid to stand their own and kick some yuppie ass when they need to . Unicorn girls are the ones men pray to find for girlfriends and wifes. They usually were raised in the southern state like Louisiana, TEXAS etc. Most unicorn girls arent whoares because most of them were raised right . Unicorn Country girls are just so wonderful they are tough as nails and sweet as sugar .
If your lucky enough to capture one keep her close and love her well ...
by A true country unicorn September 20, 2017
Get the a country unicornmug. Anytime you have to stop at some weird named town, usually off the interstate traveling between the eastern and western America which is the shithole known as the Mid-West.
Mike: Hey man, we need to stop for gas and I gotta take a piss.
Dave: Shit, alright but do it quick cause we're in slingblade country and I dont wanna get rolled by some redneck that thinks I have a "perrty mouth"
Dave: Shit, alright but do it quick cause we're in slingblade country and I dont wanna get rolled by some redneck that thinks I have a "perrty mouth"
by chokeabitch September 23, 2018
Get the slingblade countrymug.