arse poker

to be homosexual, also known as arse bandit,bum bandit

the dick or penis being put in another mans arse therefore making your dick an arse poker

by wee_ross April 24, 2006

horse's arse

Not a very nice person. Also horse's ass. Can be described as the north end of a horse going south.

I wouldn't take any notice of what he said, he's just a horse's arse.

by David from Kingsbury November 08, 2003

smart arse

A persons ability to get everything correct, often without even having to think about it.

e.g. Miss Ross (a.k.a. the Power)
An urban legend who uses her Smart Arse power to infuriate those around her!

by The Gamester Ad Helpline February 06, 2006

arse-bandit

Fuck pig

You are a fuckpig

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

arse-water

a violent eruption of water from a mans anus. Often linked with a gay mans menstral cycle.

"oh shit! ive got arse water"

by james young March 13, 2003

your arse

Testing urban dictionary word of the day "your face" on my urban freind he said your arse there fore your arse is used as a riposte(quick response) to your face

idiotic person 1 "ha ha get it right up ye"(scottish for in your face)
idiotic person 2 "your face"
idiotic person 1 "what?"
idiotic person 2 YOUR FACE
idiotic person 1 your arse
idiotic person 2 YOUR FACE
idiotic person 1 your arse
idiotic person 2 YOUR FACE
idiotic person 1 your arse
Authority figure: 'shut up and do your work'
idiotic person 2 & idiotic person 1 'yes miss'

by Urban Dictionary March 16, 2005

arse pirate

Dan (See "VisOne")

Dan the arse pirate sails the seven seas on his poo canoe

by Gnool May 23, 2003