Chuck Norris

Chuck saw you read this. Chuck doesn't know who the are. Just kidding. He who find you. And he will kill you.

Chuck Norris is going to hunt me down.

by brosiog November 1, 2014

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris

a wood chuck would chuck no chuck norris, even if a wood chuck could chuck norris.

Instead of "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?"
How about How much wood would a chuck norris chuck if a chuck norris would chuck wood?

Think about that.

by Adrian July 13, 2006

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Chuck Norris

A man who has 4 biographies written simply on his feats and whose legend is undescribable.

Chuck Norris's dick is big that it has its own dick. And Chuck Norris's dick is bigger than your dick.

by chucknorrisisprettycool June 27, 2011

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Chuck-Norris

A Super Human Who Can Do Anything...!

Chuck-Norris Can Breath Underwater Holding His Breath!

by Riidz_786 October 8, 2011

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

Obviously the answer is simple he would chuck all of it! And in response to the guy who asked how much wood could chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood that's ridiculous!! Because all of the blood currently on Earth has already been checked by Chuck Norris before chuck chucked wood. Dumbass.

ALL OF IT! duh! That's the answer to: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

by anonymous December 13, 2017

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