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noodles in a toaster

The sexual act of covering a vagina in peanut butter and having a man lick it off and then using peanut butter as lube to insert it into the anus.
hey zak, me and grenda did noodles in a toaster.
nice going garrett, noodles in a toaster is the way to go.
by dicklicker06 August 18, 2021
mugGet the noodles in a toastermug.

noodle salad

When a bunch of dudes put there flaccid penises in a girls mouth
Let's all enjoy a noodle salad in Emma's mouth
by Milomoseley September 24, 2016
mugGet the noodle saladmug.

Noodle puffer

A gay man who prefers to perform fellatio on Asian men.
Now I know why Rich likes dim sum so much, he's a noodle puffer.
by Herbos, a prince July 5, 2008
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Noodle Shark

When a non Asian woman strictly dates Asian men.
Pedro ask Jennifer out for a date. She said no because she is strictly a noodle shark.
by pigcharm May 27, 2013
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skinny noodle

Someone who is usually skinny but can also be defined as someone who is tall and skinny.
Dude you’re a skinny noodle, the winds gonna blow you away.
by Mehlol September 5, 2021
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nose noodle

When you pick your nose, and a bogie is attached to both your nose and finger simultaneously and is very very long and refuses to let go
Kyle picked his nose and a nose noodle came out
by AdolfStalinKhanMalema November 29, 2015
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warm noodle

When it’s cold outside and you get a boner that goes down against your leg, feeling like a warm noodle.
Me: Dude i was outside and my warm noodle came again.
by crustmeister December 18, 2017
mugGet the warm noodlemug.

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