Nonce

Uk slang word for a person who looks at small children

Nonce: yo look at that kid over there. She’s very thicc

Non-nonce: I’m phoning the police

by Pseudonym 45 November 19, 2019

nonce

Nonce definition

Katie who likes to touch kids and slide into her boyfriend

“Katie is such a nonce”, said Hannah and Aaliyah

by Hsjsnsjsisbs December 9, 2019

Nonce

UK) slang for pedophile

"Harry Hollender, that f*cking nonce"

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Grok Nonce

A nonce who asks Grok shit questions to be part of a noncey bandwagon.

Also, a lazy fucker who can't be bothered to search for information.

"Look at that fucking Grok Nonce, asking who his most famous follower is"

by Harry Brown and Earl August 11, 2025

Nonce

Someone who is beautiful and gorgeous. A person known for their beauty and looks.

Wow, I look like a nonce today!

by Urmomspussyhole May 3, 2022

Nocker nonce

A skinny and Linley individual who when has had a couple ciders believes that touch and rubbing girls without there consent is ok. In extreme cases a nocker nonce may drop kick the new girl

Guy 1: “oi did u here about Matt last night?”

Guy 2: “ye mate what a nocker nonce”

by The real og buggy October 23, 2019

Nonce

Pedophile/ predator/ creep/ wrongun

Standing for "Not Of Normal Criminal Etiquette" within prisons due to a Nonces behaviour being the lowest of all deviants.

Anyone displaying predatory or creepy behaviour.
Or
Banter with the lads / can be used in replacement of nause

Dave: hiya babe can I smell ya earlobe
Becky: certainly not dave you absolute nonce

Similarly
Pete: I can't stay out on the sesh tonight lads Mrs wants me back
Rich: you absolute nonce, gew away

Also
Mandy: listen, I cannot stand to be around Andy all he does is talk about guinea pigs and trains, nonce behaviour

by ImYourCatFace8 February 24, 2020