emilia and nelson

The worlds cutest couple! A relationship that everyone dream of! Emilia and Nelson are so couple goals!

Omg I wish I had a Emilia and Nelson relationship

by Best couples June 14, 2021

Outdoor Nelson

While camping, smearing freshly warmed shit (which has been heated in a pan, preferably over a fire, then stirred and cooled to the proper temp) on your passed out buddys`face.

Shit, Waynes`passed out. Let`s give him the Outdoor Nelson.

by mr bombo February 27, 2004

nelson king

lol u might wanna learn how to spell killer ... (right not write) ... before you try to insult somebody!

oo yeh and ur seriously a pussy cuz you cant even put your own name... thats funny!

by "the chastity belt" April 9, 2003

Dominican Half Nelson

When you squeeze a girl so hard that her large intestines fall out and you cut some off to make a condom and fuck your first cousin with it. The key is that it will rip and you get to cum inside her. Or him I don’t judge.

Jeff: Hey mom do you have a victim for me to give a Dominican half nelson to. Me and the old cuzzo feel a lil aroused and I want to go ham.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.

by J_Dubz December 16, 2024

Oliver Nelson

The Most Based Sophomore At Inspire School Of Arts And Science, He will steal your girl.
He Works at a Burger King in Illinois at night and in the day he goes all the way to California.

"Oh my God is that Oliver Nelson, I heard he can sneak meth on school campuses"
"Oliver Nelson is one of the 7 wonders of the world"
"Look at Oliver Nelson Flip That Burger in the Burger King Parking lot"

by OliverNelsonFan42 January 7, 2025

Levi Nelson

Has good big dick, Always shows up when needed. Always will smoke u out and the coolest guy you know

Levi Nelson got me high ash

by Urmom42005 September 3, 2025

Ruth Nelson

Neliphant. If your lanyard isn't on you better run as she will hunt you down and crucify you outside the school to make an example of you. Cannot teach for shit and would rather waste your time on an assembly about university than let you revise.

Why are you in hospital
Ruth nelson saw me without a lanyard on.

by Ye7dhehw7fb3uw7fhe February 13, 2025