Join-Leave Limbo

"I joined the meeting early, but seeing no one else, I left. Unfortunately, this triggered a notification that the meeting had started, leading someone else to join. However, upon joining, they leave because no one is in the meeting! But their joining triggers a notification causing the cycle to repeat for others in a continuous cascade "
aka Empty Room Echo or Notification Cascade

the meeting ended early. I joined late causing a Join-Leave Limbo.

by Foucault's Pandemonium June 13, 2024

please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

by anonymous June 19, 2022

Dry on the leaves

Really stoned.

Dude, I’m so dry on the leaves right now

by Rosy444 April 25, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>I Leave Hickeys On The Word ''Need'": The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Leave Hickeys On The Word ''Need'": The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Leave Hickeys On The Word ''Need'": The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Maternity Leave

a period of absence from work granted to people for paid leave.

"Maternity Leave?" *looks under table* "But you're all males!"

by Wither24 July 19, 2022

I'm not leaving

Hey! Drone strike ME. Or at least try to drone strike me. See if it works.

Hym "I'm not leaving. You are acting like the weaponized schizophrenia was MY idea. That is just what I'm CALLING it, fuck-face. I was fair enough in mind at least to consider that I was wrong. But what you are doing is telling people 'He thinks people are

✌️✊️✌️✊️WeApOnIzInG sChIzOpHrEnIa✌️✊️✌️✊️ But really he's just morally wrong about everything and I KNOW they are doing it. But he just THINKS that. And that's all he does. There's nothing else beyond that but only because he said it about my religion. And he just does nothing all day.' What I do on a day to day basis is dictated entirely what resources I have.

And unlike some long haired internet faggot I'm not have unearned resources shoved in all my hole by everyone around me for absolutely no reason because I'm the exactly same internet retard as every other internet retard who can pull a crowd and instead I'm having resources extracted under the guise of that very moral delusion. And then you find out POST HOC that there are remarks about child murder now you're trying to turn it into this thing where because I was trying to prove it was happening wrong, it invalidates the fact that if any child murder occurred, it wasn't murder instructions. I'm not leaving. I'm illiciting the response that I want. It doesn't need to take the form of a question and I don't have to take no for an answer. Just fucking do the thing assholes."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025

/leave

When you want to rage quit out of a group conversation or abandon thread. *Originated on Skype*

Person A: Let's talk about traps
Person B: That sounds hot bruh
Person C: /leave
System: *Person C has left the group.*

by ValentineB December 10, 2017