10/10 nonce

A 10/10 nonce is someone who try’s to make out other people are nonces when really he invites year 9s to his shed

*In ps4 party*
“Oi squidge?!”
“He ain’t here, he is in the shed with some year 9 I’m pretty sure”
“Arghhh big D is a 10/10 nonce”

by So sly October 15, 2019

nonce

nonce is what you call you dad

my nonce was being really annoying today

by lolum February 12, 2022

Nonce

Shani

Shani is a nonce Cus she’s in love with youngers

by Jamieeeee18 July 25, 2021

Nonce

Someone who is beautiful and gorgeous. A person who is known for their beauty and looks.

Wow, I look like a nonce today!

by Urmomspussyhole May 3, 2022

Nonce

means mother

e.g. my dad is also the same as my nonce

by donkey/shrek March 4, 2022

Softcore noncing

We're not talking hardcore noncing, where you're literally diddling kids. We're talking softcore noncing, where you're an 18 year old hanging around maccies in your corsa looking for 16 year olds.

Oh Dave? Don't talk to him, he's into softcore noncing

by BILLY DOMES July 19, 2023

Nonce

U.K. slang, typically refers to a sex offender guilty of crimes involving minors. Used a lot within prisons & council estates.

A very British way to greet your mates.

“ chat shit get banged you fucking nonce!”

“I don’t think that bloke in the white van has a puppy, he’s probably a nonce”.

by Idonttouchkids12345 November 24, 2019