Italian Taxes

A disaster. These taxes are the worst taxes in the entire world. That’s why everyone never pay them.

American: Hey Mario have you paid taxes
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!

by UnGenio January 30, 2020

mall tax

The higher price you pay for an item at a mall versus a big box retailer or online

"I needed a new coffee maker, but Target was sold out of the Cuisinart, so I had no choice but to go to Sears and pay the Mall Tax."

by RexDriver March 19, 2014

woman tax

the universal phenomenon where women are paid back for all the abuse they take from men by getting money and gifts from sugar daddies and simps

woman: wow i’m glad i got the woman tax today!
man: women have it so easy!
woman: not my fault men are simps!

by yngmdz November 16, 2020

Tax Joe

My idiot neighbor.

Tax Joe has low T.

by Local Squirrel March 11, 2023

Tax In Italian

When imposta sus 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

Mario: Hey Luigi

Luigi: Yes Mario?
Mario: Translate Tax in Italian

Luigi:ok
Mario: Imposta SUS
Luigi: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

by Babaooey 21 Sussy October 12, 2021

Grief Tax

The extra price a business owner charges for goods or services to a particularly awkward or difficult customer

That demanding bitch, was a nightmare to deal with, but I applied plenty of grief tax for all the trouble she caused me.

He was an impatient nasty bastard but I assure you he paid plenty in grief tax.

by PaddyinOZ August 18, 2018

Syrup Tax

Syrup tax or syrup taxing is the terminology commonly associated with getting your ass kicked by a Royal Canadian Mounted Policeman.

Doug won't be doing that again, eh, the fuzz put a syrup taxing on him he won't soon forget, eh. Yous got a beer?

by Carlo Dagastoni April 18, 2021