Bite My Shiney Metal Ass

1) To suggest that the offending party may partake of either your attached false hind-quarters or a metalic farm animal.

2) A popular phrase from everybody's favorite drinking-smoking-robot.

"Hey! You have to pay that fine!"
- "Bite my shiney metal Ass!"

by Uncle Himler July 12, 2005

eat my fuckin ass tits fucking ass fucking shit

when your mom doesn't give you your xbox one

"MOM WHAT THE FUCKING MY ASS TITS FUCKING WERES MY GOSH DARNNNNNN XDOXX!"
"fock you" your moms says passing by

eat my fuckin ass tits fucking ass fucking shit

by faeyrfvebyi April 19, 2019

plug my ass with hate

When an experience, usually in a video game, frustrates you into an inner rage that you can do little or nothing about.

I have to play online for this achievement? I'll probably have to deal with guys who cheat and spam moves just for a win, but I guess it's worth it to plug my ass with hate for another point on my Gamerscore. ass hate video game plug

by wallbie August 17, 2015

Lay your lips upon my ass.

This is a more posh and refined way to say "kiss my ass". It is quite a way to win an argument.

"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."

by Yeag3300 March 19, 2024

owns my ass

Often used by fangirls to describe their love to their male-favorites whom they are attracted to.

"oh my god, Alex O'Loughlin is so hot! He owns my ass"

by istanalexoloughlinwithmyass April 03, 2018

Dead Rat in my ass

What Red Dead Redemption should've been.

Tyson: Hey, did you get Dead Rat In My Ass yet?
Samuel: Nope, I do have "3 Snakes in My Colon 2" however.

by fishgaming April 24, 2023

big balls in my ass

the way of someone getting the middle finger stuck inn their ass. THen they start violently making out and fucking.

james: yo dude i put big balls in my ass last night.....

by therizzlerofrussia January 17, 2023