Mustard Finger Surprise

The act of dipping your index finger in mustard and fingering someone right after without them knowing

Bro! Me and my girl were getting freaky last night. As we were fucking i hit her with the Mustard Finger Surprise.

by Mr.Immakidnapyourkids January 2, 2024

mustard jar

What you say when you shoot big-ass lasers

player 1:OMG i found a weapom
player 2:SHOOT IT BITCH
player1: MUSTARD JAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by QWRTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVNMPOIUYT May 21, 2018

Mustard man

A very bent man

Mustard man is lgbtq and poopoo at fortnite

by Hrrry February 4, 2022

Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie

A man with dick cheese (smegma) fucking a girl on her period and giving her a cream pie.

Guy 1: " I just gave Sarah a Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie, it was amazing"
Guy 2: "Me and Lin should try it sometime.."

by creamycatsoup July 27, 2023

Yoboi Mustard

Yoboi Mustard is a sexy ass rapper from Moreno Valley,California he’s a future legend in the rap game he’s nothing but a Pure Gasser,A Goat in his city,His music is pure gold and hard.Real Artist.

Yo You listen to Yoboi Mustard?
Yoboi Mustard music is fire
Yoboi Mustard is goated

by James Rain January 25, 2022

Love mustard

Semen, cum, sperm, vaginal secretion.

That hooker last night swallowed all of my love mustard.

by LoveRottie November 30, 2018

Mustard nugs

Mustard nugs is used to describe that disgusting stuff smokers get between their teeth.

Person A “I thought he was a cool smoker yk?”

Person B “Me too, but then I saw him smile with his mustard nugs and I just kinda left”

by Skeeoung April 13, 2024