Mustard crackers

Two saltine crackers with mustard in the middle

Don’t steal jimmy’s mustard crackers or he is going to be pissed

by Railsurf November 11, 2019

hotdog and mustard pizza

The most vile combination of pizza toppings known to man-kind. Typically found in the frozen aisles of a British Aldi supermarket.

Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.

Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.

by unixfreak October 29, 2022

female mustard

big titty mustard bottle that people get their dicks stuck in

i just played with my female mustard

by anonymous August 10, 2024

jerk mustard

When you jerk off but piss before cumming

I was so drunk I couldn’t cum so to make her feel better I jerk mustard on her

by Doritoman44 May 28, 2024

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025

Space mustard

Those little yellow spots that rain down from outer space and appear on your car the day after you've washed it.

Oh man, I just washed my car on Sunday and it's already got so much space mustard on it!

by donutz mmm May 14, 2022

Mustard Tits

A condition in the southeastern region of the United States where a woman’s breasts have been marinating all day in the summer heat and humidity, followed by her significant other motor boating her chesticles only to result in a pungent explosion upon the taste buds.

I didn’t realize Ashley had been working outside all day when she ambushed me with her mustard tits and I choked on my own vomit.

by HawkMech81 December 1, 2020