Mustard crackers

Two saltine crackers with mustard in the middle

Don’t steal jimmy’s mustard crackers or he is going to be pissed

by Railsurf November 12, 2019

Cut the mustard

You won or “lived up to expectations” or basically, stuff like that.

by Beanie gacha April 20, 2022

damn cuh my phone laggin this shit on some mustard oil on god

ayo bro he seems kinda sus ngl
nah ain't no mustard oil here

by GotDemAirForces June 16, 2022

A man with dick cheese (smegma) fucking a girl on her period and giving her a cream pie.

Guy 1: " I just gave Sarah a Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie, it was amazing"
Guy 2: "Me and Lin should try it sometime.."

by creamycatsoup July 28, 2023

A very bent man

Mustard man is lgbtq and poopoo at fortnite

by Hrrry February 4, 2022

A hairy man who is so fat and shameless he will even eat a gigantic jar of Price Club mustard he cradles in his arms with his bare effin hands.

Check out that cheeseboi he a real Mustard Man!

by Sally H. December 28, 2022

When one "swims in a sea of sleep" and has a 70-80% chance of waking up from their "swim" with mustard on their shirt.

"Could I have 5 hamburgers plain, mustard only...heavy on the mustard." -I am the mustard whale

by tonysuave August 16, 2010