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Custard Mustard

The name of a Tiddlytubby that is yellow and a superstar.
Custard Mustard is a superstar!!!!!!!!!!
by SahaibP March 9, 2024
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happy mustard

ErZo: "open up for some happy mustard, dear."
Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle*
by zakalwe the cunt August 20, 2008
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Fucking Mustard

Phrase exclaimed upon the massacre of the English language; the inability to pronounce a phrase with any level of coherence.
Gabe: *Speaks*
Santi: BRO Fucking mustard *dies*
by Dr. Grammarly June 23, 2022
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Mustard Tits

A condition in the southeastern region of the United States where a woman’s breasts have been marinating all day in the summer heat and humidity, followed by her significant other motor boating her chesticles only to result in a pungent explosion upon the taste buds.
I didn’t realize Ashley had been working outside all day when she ambushed me with her mustard tits and I choked on my own vomit.
by HawkMech81 December 1, 2020
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Space mustard

Those little yellow spots that rain down from outer space and appear on your car the day after you've washed it.
Oh man, I just washed my car on Sunday and it's already got so much space mustard on it!
by donutz mmm May 14, 2022
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Mustard Foot

To have smelly feet or some funky shit growing on your foot.
Damn, did you smell her feet in the car? Yea, that's some straight-up Mustard Foot dawg.
by Nagnal August 15, 2019
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