spencer muscle

The muscle or outer ring that contacts your anus

She really knows how to work that butt with her Spencer muscle

by pussypounder;) January 3, 2014

boyfriend muscle

The bicep muscles of your boyfriend that you never noticed or appreciated much until you felt them. The phenomenon is enhanced with cool tattoo sleeves, cologne, and if he is prone to wrapping his arms around you. Pretty sure this term is only used in your own thoughts and there is rarely a time when appropriate to actually say.

Boyfriend muscle is likely to appear in particularly emotional men who are typically romantic, youthful, and completely unaware of their own best qualities. It is easy to become physically infatuated with this type of person, because if he touches you with his boyfriend muscles the pheromones are going to affect you.

"I hope he wears a tight t-shirt today so that I can see his boyfriend muscle."

"If there is a sensation I like to think of most, it is his familiar arms and boyfriend muscle."

"Some guys at the gym are so ripped, but have no boyfriend muscle."

"Although Fugazi front-man Ian MacKaye looks sometimes anorexically thin on the old videos of their shows in the late 80's, he still has prominent boyfriend muscle... and although Henry Rollins is so built, after watching his stand-up where he speaks about women, it's clear there's a soft side, and we all know he has boyfriend muscle- its not just for punching rowdy fans during out-of-hand hardcore shows."

by careuhhline January 22, 2014

muscle midget

A person of short stature who also happens to have an abnormally large and disproportionate muscular build. Muscle midgets are not to be confused with a typical dwarf or little person, but are still much shorter than the average person of their gender. For males, their maximum height is 5'6". Muscle midgets are known to have excessive muscular builds because they are extremely self-conscious of their height, which is also known as a Napoleon complex. The usual traits of a muscle midget include a loud speaking voice, the constant need to be seen or heard, irrational excuses for failures, a total lack of a sense of humor, a desire to dominate others in both social and physical respects, and all around douchebaggery. Because of their abrasive natures, muscle midgets are widely despised by others. They also have tiny dicks and wear too much cologne.

"Why is Jeff so obnoxious and aggressive towards me?"
"Because he's a muscle midget."

by T-Bone508 September 18, 2013

myspace muscles

similar to beer muscles, only instead of gaining courage to trash-talk through alcohol, it is gained through being on MySpace in the comfort of your own home without the fear of any consequences coming from your trash-talking

Girl: "Ya, well you don't even know. I will come up to you and punch you in the face if I ever see you"
Guy whom girl does not know in real life: "/lol @ your myspace muscles"

by Himes January 10, 2008

Cunt Muscle

A girl's best friend.

"I love your face, cunt muscle."

"Oh, that's Christie, she is Beckie's cunt muscle"

by Beckiejayne August 4, 2008

American Muscle

A type of car that complete idiots that have no taste in cars drive. A car with a gas-guzzling engine, a really shitty suspension setup, a poorly designed chassis, and that is truly obsolete. People that drive these cars think that theyre fast because they beat stock honda civics, then they think that all imports cars are slow just cause they beat one stock honda civic.

Damn, that honda civic over there just raped my american muscle camaro SS. It looked stock but i talked to him and he has a K20 with a turbo making over 400 horsepower.

by Jeffrey Phillips September 27, 2005

muscle car

over rated american cars that are too heavy, have crap suspension, and accelerate like a fiat because they are so heave, plus need a 427 or 429 to make 400+ hp when porsche can make 400+ hp with a 219 (3.6 litre)

wow, nice 67 camaro (lol, dumb muscle cars)

by W35M4N July 15, 2007