manscape the muscle farm

when a man shaves his body, doesn't matter how much, but typically the junk, stomach, and chest.

just got myself some new clippers, think i'll go manscape the muscle farm.

by BussaVous November 19, 2007

Muscle Momma

A man who has more muscle than his friends, also known as a Gavin.

Hey Gavin, or should I say Muscle Momma

by sl;kdfja December 04, 2018

American Muscle Fag

A large, loud mouthed douche who believes that he can beat every car ever made in a race. Aside from professional tuners AM fags are annoying and should not be treated with respect due to the nature of the large amounts of shit dissing that spews from what used to be their mouth.

John: Yeah man! I can totally kick your supra's ass in a drag man. You kidding me, that ricer shit probably only has 300bhp.

Timmy: Actually is has 1700bhp you American Muscle fag.

by Beat_Junkie117 October 02, 2010

Bulgarian muscle fuck

intercourse with a woman between her brreasts. The same thing as a pearl necklace.

Charlene has big tits, and I was giving her a Bulgarian muscle fuck when her old man walked in on us.

by Bob May 07, 2005

Missouri muscle fuck

The fornication of breasts and penis.

son: "Dad this girl from school called me about a job offer."

dad: "Well what kind of job; blow, hand, Missouri muscle fuck?"

by missouri-man May 07, 2009

Badman Love Muscle

Someone who stands up for long periods of time to try and impress women and duff up anyone who crosses him

"Oh your such a badman love muscle, you never sit down and always want to fight me"

by Goering December 11, 2007

Muscle Farm

A man who works out, but appears as though he clearly does not. Often confused with a troll, this man aspires to become an alpha male in all aspects of his life, however never actually gets results.

Small guy: Can't wait to knock off work so I can hit the gym
Workmate: Do you even lift muscle farm?

by ChrisWhite2000 September 28, 2011