Montana

No fucking internet. But its a very beautiful state

Any data service ad: "we cover 90% of the US"
As i see the grey mass that is Montana

by FetusinVenus November 4, 2020

Montana Coinpurse

The sexual act of taking a butterknife full of huckleberry jam and shoving it down your urethra

Yo. Me and my girlfriend just did a Montana Coinpurse.
What the fuck. Thats disgusting.

by MemesAreCancer May 18, 2020

Montana Dingo

Opposite of the G.O.A.T, the KC quarterback tried to act cool, but the defensive team could spot the Montana Dingo on the back side of his pants. They knew at the 2 minute warning he’d need a wardrobe change.

I think he pooped his pants. I can see the Montana Dingo.

The pressure is getting to him. That Montana Dingo is obvious.

by Dumpmonkey 10 January 30, 2022

Montana walnut

Gen Alpha. It means the other person is sus, trying to get

Come on, man. Just be yourself. It’s giving Montana walnut

by car air conditioning June 9, 2024

Montana missionary

Where a guy named gage/gaige gets sounded and pounded by two goth chicks with 13in strap ons

“Wow man I just had to goth chicks shove 13in strap one in my dick and ass Montana missionary style”-gage/gaige

by Sister do January 20, 2025

Montana Mocha

The act of having the male scrotum pushed into his rectum during sexual intetcourse

A couple weeks ago my girl gave me the ole Montana Mocha while i was sleeping. Awkward morning..........

by Cmbtvt1210 October 15, 2020

Montana Mullee Mule

When you constantly get ass fucked so hard by life your cries sound like the hee-haw of a baby mule.

My fantasy football team is a fucking Montana Mullee Mule

by John_doe_1018 July 24, 2023