missing the straw

That awkward moment when you are paying attention to something else while trying to take a drink and end up making out with the cup or glass in front of your date. He/she then looks at you in disgust

Stefanie embarrassed herself on a date when she licked her iced tea and thought to herself "Damn, I'm missing the straw!"

by The Last Albino Gorilla June 8, 2017

miss fortune

Big ass and big its and is in league of legends and is the most sexiest person and you will jack off you're dick once you see here

1 OMG who is that sexy model
2 That's Miss Fortune

by TheOneRealGod March 14, 2018

Missed Steak

A very big mistake made by vegans.
(no hate)

Person 1: "Why did that guy/girl not come to your BBQ Party ?"
Person 2: "He/She is vegan"
Person 1: "I guess you could say that not coming, would be a huge missed steak."

by TheNooter March 10, 2017

Missed opportunity

When you tell your future cousin in law she could make money by painting reproductive organs and she doesn't start painting them

Katie, all the gays wanna see your artwork of their dongs, it's a missed opportunity

by mrphil January 13, 2021

Miss Randall

Usually a teacher and super kind. Probably brown/blond hair and light blue eyes. Like I said, ever so kind.

Student 1: Miss can we play in the computer room?
Miss Randall: Of Course!

by anonymous March 26, 2021

Hit or Miss

The proper, original, first, definition: It either happens (hit), or doesn’t happen (miss)

Person 1: Good job and the math test
Person 2: Yeah man, it was really just a hit or miss
Person 1: Welp, I guess it was a hit

by Nikito400 April 20, 2021

Miss Dowling

A shit Turkish Maths teacher who doesn’t know how control or teach a class

Oh god they can’t teach us at all! They’re such a Miss Dowling!

by Miss Dowlings Student May 9, 2021