Midlothian

One of the many places in scotland where you can get a pint glass chucked at your head while simultaneously doing fent

Guy 1: do you want to go to Midlothian?

Guy 2: I would rather slit my throat actually

by Secondsightbeer January 27, 2026

mido

A SA-MP dev stuck in a never-ending loop of rewriting the same gamemode since 2009.
Deletes perfectly working systems because the comments weren't "Y_Less enough."
Will finish Los Santos Stories right after one more rewrite.

Mido: @edgyaf I rewrote Los Santos Stories again, it's better now
newfox™: didn't you delete that like yesterday?
edgyaf: retard

by iamrigbycat July 29, 2025

midpostmidnight

1- 03:00 (3:00 am).
2- The middle of the postmidnight.

Midpostmidnight.

by Ñwñwñwñwñwñw August 5, 2025

midforenoon

1- 09:00 (9:00 am).
2- The middle of the morning.

Midforenoon.

by Ñuñuñuñuñuñu August 9, 2025

Milton

A homosexual man who falls between a bear and a twink and almost never drinks beer, exercises, or eats vegetables.

“What are you going to get to drink?”
“I’m not sure, anything other than a beer.”
“Oh my god, you’re being such a Milton.”

by PartyCroc August 17, 2025

Mido

Used to describe the lamest of lames. A subjective said to derive from the word "Mid", a word formerly used as mediocre or average, but has later been used as below average/bad.

Guy 1: That boy has no money!
Guy 2: He is such a mido!
Guy 1: ONG, I´m crying dawg 😂😂😂

Mido: Boy if you don´t sybau, I´m gonna cyp!

by asslikr September 25, 2025

midmorning

1- 9:00 AM.
2- The middle of the morning.

Midmorning.

by Çyñywynny October 24, 2025