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Midlothian
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One of the many places in
scotland
where you can
get
a pint glass
chucked
at your head while simultaneously doing fent
Guy 1
: do you want to go to Midlothian?
Guy 2: I would rather
slit
my throat
actually
Midlothian
by
Secondsightbeer
January 27, 2026
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