New Mexico United

1. The closest thing Albuquerque will ever get to an NFL team.

2. A pretty good DII soccer team in New Mexico that everyone loves even if they don't follow soccer.

3. The best damn thing to happen in this crazy ass state.

Person 1: "Hey did you catch the New Mexico United game last night?".

Person 2: "Yeah dude, it was pretty awesome! They beat Phoenix 3 to 1!".

by LaxMan420 April 16, 2022

new mexico

a place where no one lives in

Idiot: hey do you live in new mexico
me: ew

by Poopysexydoody May 9, 2022

Bar Mexico

Getting absolutely shit hammered at the local Mexican spot

Hey boys , y’all tryna go bar Mexico

by Jd3456 August 19, 2022

Mashamba Maximomas Drogas

fictional drug that makes you godly

hey man can you get me some Mashamba Maximomas Drogas

by Leopard 2A7 October 20, 2022

New Mexico Strawberry

When you nut in a girl on her period and eat it out.

Bro I just gave Savannah a New Mexico Strawberry

by NinjaCody33 November 16, 2022

Mashamba Maximomas Drogas

Mashamba Maximomas Drogas Is a Drug That Makes You Godly In Every Way

This is Fictional Of course

I Put Mashamba Maximomas Drogas on my car and it went Faster than light

by Leopard 2A7 September 16, 2022

Wanda Maximoff

Also known as the scarlet witch, she was introduced in mcu, back in 2018 in Avengers age of Ultron, it was not until Wandavision and Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness that we realised she was easily one of the most powerful characters in mcu and comics, easily slamming Hela, Thor, Captain Marvel, Jean grey , Thanos and even Kang

Wow she is so Wanda Maximoff
Damn bro that is a Wanda Maximoff move

by MARVEL_STAN December 12, 2022