A person who, usually when called to the bench by the judge after failing a drug test, pretends to collapse with an ailment in the audience seating to such an extent that only one's bent elbow is visible above said seating, giving the appearance of a "fin".
I saw a meth shark today in the courtroom.
The professor started calling students up to the board and the guy behind me went all meth shark on him.
The professor started calling students up to the board and the guy behind me went all meth shark on him.
by einaphets April 23, 2022
Get the meth sharkmug. Meth-chete attack injures 2 at Spfd North Franklin homeless camp. One woman arrested. All lawn tools (especially hoes and machetes) now being considered deadly weapons! Walmart will now require proof that you live in a homeless camp before you can purchase.
by Marmaduke From Da LBC September 28, 2022
Get the Meth-chetemug. Adderall or other ADHD medications that are basically just methamphetamines (but let's pretend it's not close to the real thing)
"I know my son doesn't actually have adhd I just had his doctor prescribe him diet meth so I could clean the house lol
by anonymous February 11, 2021
Get the Diet methmug. A zookeeper feeds a monkey a quarter ounce of l
methamphetamine, watching it trip balls for 30 minutes, overdose, shit itself and die
methamphetamine, watching it trip balls for 30 minutes, overdose, shit itself and die
by TrumpsLeftNut July 20, 2023
Get the Meth Monkeymug. You'll find Meth in a ditch.
by Ben Ben bro December 20, 2017
Get the Methmug. A person with obvious caters and decay in their face and teeth. They’ve clearly had a long term relationship with methadone or heroin. They are past the point of no return.
by Tittytata April 2, 2020
Get the Resting meth facemug. by Pridegirl101 February 3, 2019
Get the Meth engineermug.