megabot

A bot of grand magnitude. Synonyms: Ganman.

Wassup Ganman, oh shoot sorry I meant Ganman. That dude ganman is a megabot bruh.

by jeetman May 12, 2021

mega ultra poggers

When something is so incredibly amazing to where it can only ever be labeled as mega ultra poggers

Person 1: I MADE DINO NUGGIES
person 2: MEGA ULTRA POGGERS

by Wildtrumpet2341 May 31, 2021

mega dick sam

Mega Dick Sam is the largest and best dick in the world. Imagine the best dick ever, Mega Dick Sam is 3x as good as that. He can provide immeasurable pleasure. He usually prefers men, but will not turn down the occasional woman. Everyone wants to claim Mega Dick Sam as their own, however, it is nearly impossible to do so because of the high demand. MDS never uses condone and fucks like a beast who cannot be tamed.

Bro I finally got with Mega Dick Sam!
No way I heard he isn’t even real!
We had sex yesterday, look how wide my asshole is!
You lucky bastard

by cumcannister July 26, 2021

Mega Fortnite rocket cock

When you get super hard from Fortnite skins (Specifically female) dancing. Or men if that’s the way you roll.

Look at James over there, he has a Mega Fortnite Rocket Cock.

by Dr. Sus Nut November 2, 2021

mega-pint

A very large pour or measurement of alcohol.

“A mega-pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary”

-Johnny Depp

by apple.png1 May 15, 2022

Mega Pint

The pint size of red wine required to soothe the nerves when your wife defecates on your bed while her dog steps on a bee.

Amberturd: "My dog stepped on a bee"

Elon Musk: "🎶Who let the Doge out🎶"

J.Depp: "A mega pint?"

by Vajrabolt June 3, 2022

Mega Fuming

The state of being extremely angry or frustrated.

“Your face makes me mega fuming”

by Megafuming101 November 4, 2022